Another loser obsessed with my job.
Do you remember the beginning of the Helen Keller movie where she is walking around the dinner table like a little monster? That's you with the English language. No one expects you to be able to function at the level of a non-disabled person, but with some effort, you can come a long way.
Lets put the merits of your post aside and lets just get you to a point where you are somewhat able to convey a message.
I know, you're obsessed with job, so you NEED to shoehorn it into this discussion. It's a necessity, lets talk about how to do it. So lets start with the premise that we need to bring up my job in this discussion.
The generic rip on lawyers is that they are deceitful. I believe that was your failed attempt at that point. So, if you were going to try to make that point, this is how it would have been done.
"Good thing you are a lawyer. Alternative facts . . ."
- The idea you're trying to convey is that because I am being a typical lawyer using alternative facts.
- I'd also suggest bridging these concepts a little. Right now, you have two points you want to make but you're not smart enough to do it. You just kind of puked things (incorrectly puked them) and you expect the reader to do all the work.
- Examples:
- "With all of those alternative facts, good thing you are a lawyer".
- "You can tell you're a lawyer the way you keep repeating alternative facts."
If you're trying to suggest I'm not really a lawyer, you need to walk your reader into this a lot more.
"Good thing you're not a lawyer because you're not very good at persuading people with your alternative facts."
In general, it just takes a little work and even you can get there. Obsessing over another man's job also makes you look intimidated. Going to law school is really not an accomplishment (the world has way too many lawyers), so there is no need to be intimidated and bring it up out of nowhere.
