NO ONE in Minnesota will hire anyone that didn't graduate from the University of Minnesota.
College students LOVE spending time hanging out by all the lakes in Minnesota, IN JANUARY, and Feb, Mar, Dec and Nov as well, and well, Apr and Oct, too.
College students LOVE going to the Opera and to Museums and Timberwolves games, and Wild games, and Vikings games, and I've heard that several hundred recruits over the years have all said that they chose the Univ of Minnesota over all other schools, because of the perk of being near the Mall of America.
Oh, and college students CAN afford to go to all of those wonderful cultural events that the Twin Cities is so proud of.
College students HATE drinking and going to parties. They'd rather go OUT AND ABOUT in below freezing weather to artsy fartsy high brow cultural happenings.
And college students HATE schools with successful football programs, no, they much prefer schools with successful hockey programs. Oh wait, oops, I forgot Wisconsin has 6 Natl Titles to Minny's 5.
I mean, this is all common knowledge, isn't it?!
And I almost forgot, PRINCE, or the guy formally known as Prince, is from Minnesota!!!! That HAS to be a MUCH bigger selling point than anything Wisconsin could offer?! What could they possibly offer that beats out PRINCE?!
Beer and a college town atmosphere and THE VIOLENT FEMMES????
Give me a break, high school students are not attracted to such low brow things.