Tradition is easier to destroy than to build.
Amen to that.
Let's summarize the "great ideas" from Gopherhole here and in the past:
- Win more GAMES! It should really start and end here. It doesn't.
- More money for football and basketball.
- I have to pay HOW much to sit between the 20's? I don't give a damn if they do it everywhere, I've had those seats since Warmath and I'm not paying it!
- Dump the high priced lots even though they're all paid for because we want closer and cheaper places to tailgate.
- MORE students seats because they are the future and they come to party and yell.
- LESS student seats because the "bleeps" don't show up in time, leave early or just don't show-up at all.
- Dump the ads because they're annoying and to hell with the money.
- More cheering! Get the crowd involved! Try "Minn - E - So- Tah!"
- Dump the "First Down", and who the hell liked "Minn-E-So-Tah!"?
- Model the program after Wisconsin. "If they can do it THERE we can do it HERE!"
- Don't HIRE anyone who worked at Wisconsin - they're just here to ruin our program!
- MORE night games! PARTY!
- MORE noon games! That's what college football is about!
- Get a big time opponent in here to hype-up interest!
- WHAT? USC? Are you crazy? We NEED four non-conference wins to get a Bowl Game!
- Dump baseball so more revenue goes to football and basketball.
- How come the AD can't get the money to get the damn baseball stadium built?
- TUBBY SMITH? We got TUBBY SMITH? That's GREAT! Glad he fell into Maturi's lap.
- Tubby Smith? Judas Priest get him the hell out of here!
- Jerry Kill? Who the hell is Jerry Kill? The AD swings and misses again!
- Jerry Kill is the best thing that's happened around here in years. He's going to WIN at Minnesota. Glad he fell into Maturi's lap.
- The Vikings need to STAY!
- If the Gophers ever want to be the only game in town the way the Badgers and Hawkeyes are, the Vikings need to GO!
- To heck with St.Paul let the Gophers sell booze to whom they WANT to!
- I want to be able to drink a damn beer at TCF. Booze for everyone!
- Get an AD who will funnel money to football and basketball period and tells every other coach at the U he'll never see them play! Ever!
- Make sure the new AD takes my advice on anything I mention or I'll hound them for the rest of their life.
My God it's easy to run the U.