what makes you think I’d wanna have a beer with you?
In my defense until I’ll about three years ago, I would’ve said shitter, so as I crest the milestone of 60,I thought I’d try to put some
![Kiss mark :kiss: 💋](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f48b.png)
on this
![Pig face :pig: 🐷](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f437.png)
; a couple more
white wine spritzers, it would have come tumbling out. strike that above, as I confused your drink with mine. Mother’s Milk, aka Guinness.
I like wize asses
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eater, so we’d have fun and one
![Beer mug :beer: 🍺](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f37a.png)
, spritzer in your case, Meh, wouldn’t be enough. This legendary diatribe of the dim witted
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might go down in the Guinness World Record Book.