All Things 2023 Minnesota Twins In-Season Thread

[howeda7]

Hell of a win. Bullpen is shot for the rest of the serious though.

No Duran tomorrow. Everyone else should be available.

 

[MUgopher32]

No Duran tomorrow. Everyone else should be available.

Stewart unlikely will be as well.

But Jax and Moran(if he even matters) will be.

 

[golf]

Very nice. Pitching was something again. Took us 10 innings but managed to get more than two runs for a change.
Now split the next two and get a series win.

 

[MUgopher32]

Have to win tomorrow imo

Ryan going and Jays dont even have a starter lined up yet.

Gausman sunday vs our lineup is fucking terrifying.

 

[Ope3]

Duran should get credit for the Win and Save with that effort.

 

[Slim Tubby]

KC is fielding offers for Chapman. Would they accept Kepler and Vasquez?

 

[short ornery norwegian]

HAHAHA of course lead gone. Bullpen again. Just let sonny face the bottom of the order you idiot.

Even funnier is dumbass Farmer throwing home while Springer is rounding to run to third right in front of him haha.

Such an incompetent team coached by an incompetent man who happened to suck at baseball.

Let's see:

Rocco Baldelli -- named All-State in 4 sports in High School
2002 Baseball America Minor League Player of the Year
2003 3rd in voting for American League Rookie of the Year

2005 diagnosed with a rare metabolic disorder that resulted in severe fatigue and soft-tissue injuries.
retired at age of 29. Career OPS+ of 101. 10.2 WAR.

oh - 2019 - American League Manager of the Year.

 

[MUgopher32]

Let's see:

Rocco Baldelli -- named All-State in 4 sports in High School
2002 Baseball America Minor League Player of the Year
2003 3rd in voting for American League Rookie of the Year

2005 diagnosed with a rare metabolic disorder that resulted in severe fatigue and soft-tissue injuries.
retired at age of 29. Career OPS+ of 101. 10.2 WAR.

oh - 2019 - American League Manager of the Year.

LOL wtf.

As for manager of the year, Molitor rests my case.

 

[BleedGopher]

We are the outlier. It’s been 6 years…


Win Twins!!

 

[GophersInIowa]

This is interesting

 

[GophersInIowa]

 

[MUgopher32]

Why is there not a Garlick for Wallner move

 

[MUgopher32]

Royce outside of the "clutch" hits was struggling in his limited games thus far

Goes 4/4 and immediately hits the bench.

Only the Twins.

 

[MUgopher32]

The putrid offense is simply never going to stop with the roster as it is.

Facing another opener, we have struck out 7 times in 3 innings.

Julien has a double and walk. The other 8 guys have combined for 7 Ks in 9 Abs. Holy shit.

 

[GopherJake]

The putrid offense is simply never going to stop with the roster as it is.

Facing another opener, we have struck out 7 times in 3 innings.

Julien has a double and walk. The other 8 guys have combined for 7 Ks in 9 Abs. Holy shit.

Baseball has one critical problem left to solve- strikeouts. They take forever and they are boring. Yay, he swung and missed again!

 

[From the Parkinglot]

I hate this team so much.

 

[MUgopher32]

We also check swing strike out all the fucking time

This offense is a complete fucking joke

 

[MUgopher32]

Another annoyance is this ump is not giving Ryan the same strikes hes giving their guys.

Chapmans walk(he scored) ball 4 was a strike. And Belt coulda have been rung up before his double(he scored) on a pitch thats been called on us all day.

 

[kg21]

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

 

[golf]

Finally learned my lesson and didn't get my hopes up after last night's win.

 

[MUgopher32]

That is Correas moment. Lets fucking go.

 

[MUgopher32]

Now Kepler!

Unreal. Both disappoints with 7 runs worth of bombs.

Kepler earned himself another month though...

 

[From the Parkinglot]

Guaranties he will be around until after the all star game.

 

[Iceland12]

Quite a 8th inning for the Twins.

		8th	Correa homered to left center (376 feet), Taylor scored, Julien scored and Solano scored.	5	3
		8th	Kepler homered to right center (402 feet), Larnach scored and Castro scored.	8	3

 

[golf]

Just checked the score. Oh my goodness!

 

[GopherVotary]

Apparently neither he nor Kepler can run hard anymore without injuring themselves.

 

[MUgopher32]

Entire division besides us loses

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

King Carlos answering his haters

Bingo!!!

King Carlos about to go on a legendary terror that will silence even the biggest critics on here.

It’s going to be so dastardly, that he’s likely going to end up on the Terror Watch List.

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

Apparently neither he nor Kepler can run hard anymore without injuring themselves.

Awesome analysis as always

You get a -

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[Gopher_In_NYC]

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

off speed pitch.........swing and a miss

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