what makes you think I’d wanna have a beer with you?
In my defense until I’ll about three years ago, I would’ve said shitter, so as I crest the milestone of 60,I thought I’d try to put some

on this

; a couple more
white wine spritzers, it would have come tumbling out. strike that above, as I confused your drink with mine. Mother’s Milk, aka Guinness.
I like wize asses

eater, so we’d have fun and one

, spritzer in your case, Meh, wouldn’t be enough. This legendary diatribe of the dim witted

might go down in the Guinness World Record Book.