How in the hell do you figure? Who was he going to steal minutes from his freshman year?
Westbrook (Sr.) - 26.4 mpg
Bostick (Sr.) - 9.7 mpg
Hoffarber (Jr.) - 27.8 mpg
Nolen (Jr.) - 25.4 mpg
Joseph (So.) - 25.5 mpg
Cobbs (Fr.) - 10.7 mpg
Allen (Fr.) - 2.4 mpg
There are 80 mpg available to the 2 G positions. There are already 127.9 mpg accounted for in the above list, which can partially be explained by Nolen and Bostick missing significant stretches due to injury, and partially by Tubby playing some of the players at the 3 for significant stretches. As I'm sure you're aware, since you have Wolters' glans bouncing off your tonsils constantly, he played 24.3 mpg as a freshman. In this alternate universe where Wolters signs with the Gophers, he would be a borderline scholarship player at best, and more likely a redshirt. So who was Tubby going to take minutes away from to get Wolters the requisite 24 mpg he needed to develop at the same pace he did at SDSU? Westbrook? Please. Nolen? Haha. Hoffarber? Yes, great idea. Joseph? Since, by your own admission, Joseph is the greatest player in the Pac 12, I doubt Tubby was going to sit him to get the shoulda-redshirted player 24 mpg. In the real world where the rest of us live, Wolters would've either been redshirted or maybe given Bostick's run at best. You think he's the same player today with 9 mpg instead of 24 mpg 2 years ago? Please.
The situation was a little better for his sophomore season, given the graduations of Westbrook and Bostick, the injury to Nolen, and 420 smoking his way out of school. But Wolters (as you're well aware) played 33.2 mpg his sophomore season. There is one player, and one player only, who has received that much PT in Tubby's entire tenure at Minnesota. That was Blake Hoffarber, as a senior, who was the only upperclassman G on the entire roster after Nolen got hurt and 420 smoked his way out. So Wolters, now a sophomore, is going to get far more PT than any other non-senior player in the history of Tubby's tenure at Minnesota? Are you sure you weren't sitting in on some of 420's doping sessions?
In reality, Wolters would've probably played somewhere in the neighborhood of 8-10 mpg his freshman year (assuming he didn't redshirt), and probably 18-20 mpg his sophomore year, and only by default because he would be the only non-freshman G on the roster aside from Hoffarber. Given those numbers (which are pretty aggressive if anything), that means he would've played around 300 minutes his freshman year, and around 600 minutes his sophomore year. In real life, with SDSU, he played somewhere around 1,800 minutes between his freshman and sophomore year. He would've gotten better coaching here and probably developed a little more quickly because of it, but no amount of coaching is going to remediate the disparity of 1,200 minutes over the course of two seasons. That is in essence a full season of playing 40 mpg every single game. And even if we buy into your (absurd) premise that he would be playing the same 35.7 mpg for Minnesota this season as he is for SDSU, how do you remediate that disparity? Hmm?
I know you're not willing to give Tubby any credit at all for anything ever, but at least deal in facts when discussing your boyfriend.