Except for the fact that he hasn't had a drink in about 20 years and also lost a lot of weight several years ago, this is spot on. Amazing how the smallest perceived slight at Kill justifies such a personal attack.
No kidding. Reusse would never resort to personal attacks:
2. Football: See details above for the trend-setting collapse for the gridders of Brewster -- herewith known as Blackie, in honor of his new hair-dye job.
http://www.startribune.com/maroon-and-gold-teams-collapse-in-one-big-black-and-blue-heap/41866092/