***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA AT MICHIGAN BATTLE FOR THE LITTLE BROWN JUG IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

[matt]

Now run it to the right hash mark for Dragan.

 

[LesBolstad]

The worst part of being a recovering alcoholic is having to watch games like this sober. If I was drunk or stoned, this might be funny.

The downside for us is 21k posts

 

[Gopherchase]

I remember when we lined up, moved the pile, ran for 250 yards, and could play with anyone

That was Mo running behind kills OL.

 

[Word]

No time to throw at all

 

[gopherguy06]

Gosh this line is trash. What was supposed to be strength has been a disaster.

So many penalties, no push and no time

 

[stocker08]

PJ can't seem to find any answers at QB.

True....but I think Brosmer could actually look competent if the offensive line wasn't so terrible.

 

[fmlizard]

75 is going to get someone killed out there

 

[short ornery norwegian]

For future reference- if you're going to shit your pants, don't wear white pants.

 

[wdgold]

How many sacks we going to give up?

 

[denguegopher]

No time to throw at all

Bingo. They are tossing our OL around like dolls.

 

[gopherdudepart2]

Our guards feet are in cement. Please try some other people. We have the worst guards in the Big 10.

 

[Stuff]

In field goal range now, what are we going to do next to stay off the board?

Sack

 

[PriceyGopher21]

LG #75 is getting an absolute spanking! He’s playing so so bad.

 

[scools12]

This OLine is really bad.

 

[Tully55]

. Jackson didn’t come to play today and our quarterback is scared shitless.

I'd be scared shitless too if I had to rely on this OL!

 

[Gopher028]

Might be the worst gopher offensive line i've seen in a long time. Maybe brew years... they struggled vs rhode island, of course michigan is handling them

 

[FlaGopher23]

In this weird game that is being played with a pigskin, isn’t the goal to move forward?

 

[Stuff]

Hail Mary boys

 

[howeda7]

A+ for the special teams coach.

 

[denguegopher]

Well, we get 3.

 

[stocker08]

That was an impressive FG crunch play.

 

[fmlizard]

A+ for the special teams coach.

I can't believe they didn't spike and kick and still got it off

 

[Word]

There goes the shutout!

 

[caliGopher]

Oh I agree with that and it’s going to be super annoying, but PJ hasn’t had much to do with the scoreboard today. You’re got a 5th (6th?) year senior getting stripped of the ball after a 10 yard gain, a 30 (!) year old punter taking 4 steps into a clear rush, and a bad underthrow leading to an incredible INT (that probably should’ve been overturned). Complete joke of a performance so far. We can def blame PJ for the talent out on the field though. No speed, no separation, slow footed OL, slow LBs, etc.

I don't understand that call. I'm glad we took a chance, but it would have been better before we were down 21

 

[Pompous Elitist]

Our offensive line is terrible.

Worst performance I’ve ever seen at any level.

 

[Schnauzer]

Most embarrassing half of Gopher football since…


The second half last week.

 

[GophersInIowa]

We now have 23 more yards of offense than Michigan.

 

[Stuff]

Kalerup nearly ripped a wolverines head off

 

[swede2]

Is this one on Peej?

 

[fmlizard]

Minnesota has surprisingly outgained Michigan 130-107 at half