Maybe it's just the fallout of watching Gopher FB since the mid-60's, but I get nervous when I read people making (what I consider) wildly optimistic predictions.
When people starting talking about "guaranteed" wins, in my mind's eye I see the football Gods grumbling, "Gopher fans are getting pretty cocky - better knock them down a peg and send some bad luck the Gophers' way."
Call me a pessimist, or a realist, but my goal for Gopher FB is the same every year - win at least 6 games and make it to a bowl game. To ask, or expect more than that, amounts to tempting fate in my twisted view of reality.
Sure, I would be thrilled with a 9-win season, or a victory in a significant bowl game, but I will never predict that - it just goes against my grain as a Gopher fan of almost 5 decades.
To sum up - If you expect disaster, you will never be disappointed, and some years you will be pleasantly surprised. (Of course, this is my same approach to the Twins, Vikings, Wild, and Gopher Hoops......)