It is slow around GH this time of the year.
What does does soliciting for donation for athletics and the Melanesian Cargo Cults have in common?
They both required charismatic leaders adept at enticing - mana from heaven from the ancestors in the case of the Melanesians or donors for ADs.
The most famous of these cults came our of WWII in the islands of Vanatu. The Johnny Frum and Tom Navy Societies.They want to appease their ancestors to cause the outsiders to drop cargo from the air or from ships full of Spam and other goodies and durable goods.
Just to make they mimic what they see. The men painted "USA" on their chest and march in unison and created mimics of airplanes out of pandanus or coconut tree leaves.
I can imagine us mimicking alien space crafts like these tribes do.
The most important job of AD should have all the good qualities of a good cargo cult leader.
Woody Kon Tike Mega Tongue will fail miserably as a Cargo Cult leader too as they stand on high moral grounds. The only useful purpose for Woody for the tribe is that he'll make a good Tiki model with his long tongue.
https://www.google.com/search?q=car...Pc8NBT9zM:&usg=__EP4c5FE6ooe5ugXq2rdW0DSmNsI=
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult