alchemy2u
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I can confirm that I may have just been offered the job to coach the Gophers. I can't divulge my sources but I can say it comes from a reliable source so it could be true.
I plan to install a new type of offense that no one has seen and will catch everyone by surprise. It is a blend of the running fast break with the an all out four corner stall. As the defense catches up on the break they will be confused in how to cover my guys that have already setup in the four corner, brilliant. On defense I plan to drop all five players back into a circle to protect the basket, almost like a penalty kill in hockey. Again, the other team will not know how to handle it and will be forced to make 10-12 ft jump shots, brilliant. I don't think I will have any problems with staffing because my cousins, my uncle and the kid down the street are all distant enough relatives that Teague will not object. The kid down the street isn't a relative, but I need to bring him in because I heard he played a couple years of basketball in high school.
Now keep this under your hat, Teague is going to keep putting out false smokescreens to keep the press away, but I will take over the team in June. It is funny how Teague sounds just like my buddy on the phone, small world, huh. Oh and by the way, if any of you guys want to play at the U, let me know, we may have some open scholarships... many of the current players wont fit my system.
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I plan to install a new type of offense that no one has seen and will catch everyone by surprise. It is a blend of the running fast break with the an all out four corner stall. As the defense catches up on the break they will be confused in how to cover my guys that have already setup in the four corner, brilliant. On defense I plan to drop all five players back into a circle to protect the basket, almost like a penalty kill in hockey. Again, the other team will not know how to handle it and will be forced to make 10-12 ft jump shots, brilliant. I don't think I will have any problems with staffing because my cousins, my uncle and the kid down the street are all distant enough relatives that Teague will not object. The kid down the street isn't a relative, but I need to bring him in because I heard he played a couple years of basketball in high school.
Now keep this under your hat, Teague is going to keep putting out false smokescreens to keep the press away, but I will take over the team in June. It is funny how Teague sounds just like my buddy on the phone, small world, huh. Oh and by the way, if any of you guys want to play at the U, let me know, we may have some open scholarships... many of the current players wont fit my system.
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