The headline Sunday will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Koi Faster Than Turtles as Gophers Freshman Runs Past Slow Terrapin Squad

Go Gophers!!

 

[Otis]

Vikings eye getting Gopher outcome in LA.

Lynx still seeehing over late call.

Wild still unbeaten in regulation.

Timberwolves looking to build on last year’s success.

Ryan Reynolds considering buying Twins.

Gophers make turtle soup.

 

[50PoundHead]

 

[spermophilus]

Koi Faster Than Turtles as Gophers Freshman Runs Past Slow Terrapin Squad

Go Gophers!!

Gophs’ O, D, STs: “Happy Together” - Shell The Turtles, Rock The Bank, In 27-19 Homecoming’W’

 

[HitMeAgainIAmStillMoving]

Elvis spotted at Huntington sharing suite with Jimmy Hoffa.

 

[Ski-U-Ham]

Vikings eye getting Gopher outcome in LA.

Lynx still seeehing over late call.

Wild still unbeaten in regulation.

Timberwolves looking to build on last year’s success.

Ryan Reynolds considering buying Twins.

Gophers make turtle soup.

Vikings play the Rams Thursday night, I'm hoping we know the outcome by then

 

[GopherHole Staff]

We have twice deleted political comments in this thread. There's an entire Political Board if you want to discuss politics, we want to keep this Board focused on Gophers and college football. Thank you.

 

[BTChamp]

Locksley offered Gopher co-co-offensive coordinator position after being fired at halftime.

 

[tikited]

Hitler's head attached to female Alien body.

Gophers squeak out victory.

 

[50PoundHead]

Gophers Grateful Dead Terrapins Left at Station.