The headline Sunday will read?...

[BleedGopher]

Koi Faster Than Turtles as Gophers Freshman Runs Past Slow Terrapin Squad

Go Gophers!!

 

[Otis]

Vikings eye getting Gopher outcome in LA.

Lynx still seeehing over late call.

Wild still unbeaten in regulation.

Timberwolves looking to build on last year’s success.

Ryan Reynolds considering buying Twins.

Gophers make turtle soup.

 

[50PoundHead]

 

[spermophilus]

Koi Faster Than Turtles as Gophers Freshman Runs Past Slow Terrapin Squad

Go Gophers!!

Gophs’ O, D, STs: “Happy Together” - Shell The Turtles, Rock The Bank, In 27-19 Homecoming’W’

 

[Ski-U-Ham]

Vikings eye getting Gopher outcome in LA.

Lynx still seeehing over late call.

Wild still unbeaten in regulation.

Timberwolves looking to build on last year’s success.

Ryan Reynolds considering buying Twins.

Gophers make turtle soup.

Vikings play the Rams Thursday night, I'm hoping we know the outcome by then

 

[GopherHole Staff]

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[BTChamp]

Locksley offered Gopher co-co-offensive coordinator position after being fired at halftime.

 

[tikited]

Hitler's head attached to female Alien body.

Gophers squeak out victory.

 

[50PoundHead]

Gophers Grateful Dead Terrapins Left at Station.

 

[WAGopher]

Mutant Turtles No Match for Rabid Gophers

 

[fmlizard]

Vikings eye getting Gopher outcome in LA.

Lynx still seeehing over late call.

Wild still unbeaten in regulation.

Timberwolves looking to build on last year’s success.

Ryan Reynolds considering buying Twins.

Gophers make turtle soup.

Can we get Ryan Reynolds to buy Gopher Football?

At some point soon, we're going to watch some guy effectively buy a FBS team that hasn't recently been a championship contender. Maybe it's a rich alum of UTEP or Central Michigan. Maybe it's someone who wants to prove a point with a "random" team like Minnesota and write a story.

In the age of "NIL" it's going to happen. Let's make a Netflix special as someone pumps money into our 8th natty.

 

[Mr. 131]

Lynx still seeehing over late call.

One of the most cracker-jacked, clown-shoes-wearing, 1919 Black-Sox steaming piles of shit games I've ever seen.
Another reminder of how money corrupts sports endlessly. But also, make a fucking layup.

 

[FredCoxRocks]

One of the most cracker-jacked, clown-shoes-wearing, 1919 Black-Sox steaming piles of shit games I've ever seen.
Another reminder of how money corrupts sports endlessly. But also, make a fucking layup.

I hardly watched any of it. But I did see the Nike commercial right after the game congratulating New York. I wonder what Nike had prepared for a Minnesota Lynx victory. Oh, wait....nevermind.

 

[Sane24]

TURTLES GET SHELLED!!!

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

Vikings eye getting Gopher outcome in LA.

ToLynx still seeehing over late call.

Wild still unbeaten in regulation.

Timberwolves looking to build on last year’s success.

Ryan Reynolds considering buying Twins.

Gophers make turtle soup.

Would this mean the park would be renamed Mint Mobile Field?

 

[Word]

Would this mean the park would be renamed Mint Mobile Field?

Deadpool Park

 

[short ornery norwegian]

Gophers Grateful Dead Terrapins Left at Station.

were they staying at the Mars Hotel?

 

[short ornery norwegian]

Vikings trade rumors persist in wake of narrow win over Rams

Wild Bullies Broad Streeters in win over Flyers

Wolves see improvement as they tame Raptors

Gophers feast on Turtle Soup in Homecoming victory.

 

[50PoundHead]

were they staying at the Mars Hotel?

The Gophers will take the Terrapins down to Shakedown Street and after the game Maryland will be singing the Blues (for Allah).