List of things worse than the Gophers





Living in Wisconsin. I'd rather have a football team that loses 100 games than live in that hellhole.
 



The frequency with which Gopherhole.com freezes my computer.
 

Does Jerry Kill count as separate from the rest of the Gophers? If so I vote him.
 





a lot of people would say hot German potato salad, but I like that.
 


And that's another GOOOOLDEN GOOOPHHHHERRRRRRRR
 











Scraping the backs of my knees with a cheese grader followed by a bath in paint thinner.
 


The Vikings... ok maybe not worse, but close.
 




scotch and tonic

It's sooo bad you have to try it.
 

That would be the New Mexico Lobos who are now losing to New Mexico St. This will give NMSU their 2nd win of the season, the other of course coming against our Gophers. The Lobos will safely top the bottom 10 in college football with a perfect 0-5 record.
 

Vaulting over a partially built basement wall...and landing directly on a shovel handle. Thank God it wasn't me, lots of surgeries for that poor bastard.
 




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