List of things worse than the Gophers


That would be the New Mexico Lobos who are now losing to New Mexico St. This will give NMSU their 2nd win of the season, the other of course coming against our Gophers. The Lobos will safely top the bottom 10 in college football with a perfect 0-5 record.

Can we schedule them?
 











Sliding down a 20 foot long razor blade and landing in a barrel of rubbing alcohol.
 

Badger fans that think now is a good time to visit the board.
 


Having Gus Johnson refer to Tim Brewster as "Coach Brew" during this whole Vikings telecast.
 




Jerkin' your gherkin using Vap-o-rub by mistake.
 








Memphis?

They're 20 point dogs to Rice this week.
 

Waking up with a fat ugly chick after a night of partying...

P.S. I deny that ever happening to me by the way.
 










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