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Does special projects mean he will be getting paid in addition to his retirement?
More wasted government money!
More wasted government money!
Matruri [sic]: Sure thing, I have been I my office since 4:30 this morning.
Maturi: I am usually here at 4:20, but traffic was light today.
This doesn't make any sense.
Are you leaving now too?
This doesn't make any sense.
I hope people will continue to be respectful towards Joel. Even if you think he did a terrible job, I think it's clear he worked hard and is a good and honest man who took out a lot of his time, voluntarily, to interact with fans. I genuinely appreciate how much he seemed to care about his job and the integrity he had holding it.
That said, I think it's also clear that Maturi is a 1970s AD in 2012. One of the appeals of the Stony Brook AD is that he has experience working as an AD at an urban school, which is something Minnesota is going to have to embrace, if for no other reason than they have no choice. We need to start being much more proactive in terms of marketing, outreach, and other strategic decisions.
It seems like they have put a lot more money into the in-house media productions, which is a great start.
I wouldn't count on the next AD gutting the non-revenue sports.
First to mention Tony Dungy. What do I win?
Sorry I already mentioned it last week - so nothing.Breakin' The Plane said:First to mention Tony Dungy. What do I win?
It's not government money, only a small portion of the U's budget is paid by the state government. And the athletics department is paid with funds from athletics revenues. Even when university money is given to the athletics department, it is really just parking revenue being given back to the athletics department.
Cold woman? That's like necrophilia Doc Don!Dr.Don said:One warm beer and a cold woman.
First to mention Tony Dungy. What do I win?
First to mention Tony Dungy. What do I win?
Don't you mean Mike Hohensee?First to mention Tony Dungy. What do I win?
Cold woman? That's like necrophilia Doc Don!
Very good, although most people by now have sensed that Tony is in a more exalted position now where he couldn't be our AD. He's like a holy man who dispenses advice and wisdom to many--not just our beloved Gophers.
Yes, we all get wound up over the hiring and firing of coaches -but how often does that really happen?
If you're not familiar with a cold woman, I'm guessing you're not married.Cold woman? That's like necrophilia Doc Don!
My son is 5. He is in kindergarten. In his lifetime, the Gophers have had 4 football head coaches, 3 basketball head coaches, and double-digit numbers of O/D coordinators.
Now that the news has broken, I can share the transcript of President Kaler’s meeting with Maturi:
Kaler: Thanks for coming in Joel, 8:30am on the dot, you are right on time. I’ll get right to the point.
Matruri: Sure thing, I have been in my office since 4:30 this morning.
Kaler: Really? Why the . . .never mind. The reason I asked you to come in was to tell you that, while I greatly appreciate all of you contributions to the athletic program, I have decided to go in a different direction with the position of athletic director.
Maturi: I am usually here at 4:20, but traffic was light today.
Kaler: Joel, did you hear me, I am not going to renew your contract.
Maturi: Oh, I heard you. Where do I sign?
Kaler: Joel, I am not going to have you continue as the director of athletics. . .
Maturi: I get it, I know how this works. Jeez, I have fired people, you know. Here’s how it goes. You give me a new contract and I sign it. Then you wait a short time, fire me and give me a million dollars.
Kaler: Joel, I am not going to do that. I thought we could ease your transition by giving you some “special projects.” Maybe involving some of the non-revenue sports.
Maturi: And then I’ll get my million dollars?
Kaler: We’re done here, Joel.
Maturi: OK, time for my nap anyway.
This is great news. I was starting to fear the worst. Need to hire an aggressive up and comer. Someone who realizes football is the engine for everything else.
Wasted money to pay him any more than his retirement. I don't care if it comes from a bake sale. Use it for the baseball stadium.