How good is Trevor?

[GopherFan75]

If he were to punch you in the face, you?d have to fight off the urge to thank him.


oh maybe not on that one...

Haha tell that to the bitch he (allegedly) assaulted.
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[Gold Vision]

Trevor Mbakwe can slam a revolving door.
Trevor Mbakwe does not get frostbite. Trevor Mbakwe bites frost.

 

[Go Gophs eh?]

Trevor Mbakwe made Colton Iverson cry just be looking at him

 

[GopherFan75]

Trevor doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.

Sharks have a week dedicated to Trevor.
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[dpodoll68]

Haha tell that to the bitch he (allegedly) assaulted.

C'mon now. No place for that in any thread.

Especially this thread of awesome.

 

[Go Gophs eh?]

we really need to put these on t-shirts and sell them at goldy's. Heaven... the house that trevor built

 

[Gold Vision]

Trevor Mbakwe made Colton Iverson cry just be looking at him

How old are you? Honest Question.

 

[Jeshurun]

Trevor is an old spice man.

 

[GopherFan75]

C'mon now. No place for that in any thread.

Especially this thread of awesome.

Sorry that was my first thought when I saw that. Agreed this thread is awesome.
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[dpodoll68]

Cosmologists in the Middle Ages came to a consensus that the sun revolves around Trevor Mbakwe.

Trevor Mbakwe blocks you so hard that your ancestors feel it.

Dennis Rodman attended Trevor Mbakwe's School of Rebounding.

 

[Go Gophs eh?]

Trevor Mbakwe created the earth in 5 days

 

[Go Gophs eh?]

Tom Crean tans to be like Trevor

 

[GopherFan75]

If Trevor were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

When it is raining, it is because Trevor is thinking of something sad.

Trevor's blood smells like cologne.

The police often question Trevor, just because they find him interesting. (no wise crack intended)

Even Trevor's enemies list him as their emergency contact number.

Trevor's personality is so magnetic, he can't even carry credit cards.

Trevor can speak French, in Russian.

Trevor's charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.

Trevor once struck out Joe Mauer on two pitches.

When a tank shoots Trevor, the tank explodes.

Trevor can win a game of battleship with only one move.

There are three locker rooms: the men's locker room, the women's locker room, and the Trevor Mbakwe locker room.

Trevor can drown a fish.

The Dead Sea was once alive before Trevor bathed there.

A Klondike bar would do anything for a Trevor Mbakwe.

Bullets cower in fear when they are shot at Trevor.

There was life on Mars before Trevor came along.

Trevor can speak braille.

Trevor can strike lightning.

Trevor built the hospital he was born in.
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[scher215]

Shaft is Trevor Mbakwe's assistant.

 

[dpodoll68]

Automakers conduct crash tests by driving into Trevor Mbakwe.

 

[Go Gophs eh?]

gopher fan 75 was on fire.

Blake Hoffarber took shooting pointers from Trevor Mbakwe

 

[BigGopherFan]

i give him those numbers because hes physically superior to every PF in the big ten besides sullinger and lauderdale, but hes too fast for them, plus hes got all that pent up anger and energy over this ordeal, and he wants to prove something. hes got a chip on his shoulder

I'm in love with Mbakwe as much as the next guy, but lets tone it down a little here. Before he's even played a game in the Big 10, we have him as the best PF in the league. I think we need to be a little careful with calling him quicker and better than Sullinger and Lauderdale.

 

[Go Gophs eh?]

woh BGF, were in the middle of something. its been scientifically proven that the smell of trevor's sweat actually arouses women

 

[dpodoll68]

Unsuprisingly, BGF wet-blankets the thread...

 

[Go Gophs eh?]

Fool trevor mbakwe once, shame on you, fool trevor mbakwe twice, shame on you.

 

[Gold Vision]

I'm in love with Mbakwe as much as the next guy, but lets tone it down a little here. Before he's even played a game in the Big 10, we have him as the best PF in the league. I think we need to be a little careful with calling him quicker and better than Sullinger and Lauderdale.

I bet you are the life of the party.

 

[sec105]

Trevor Mbakwe is quite simply, the most interesting man in the world.

 

[GophersOnTheRise]

Fool trevor mbakwe once, shame on you, fool trevor mbakwe twice, shame on you.

Trevor Mbakwe can't be fooled.

Trevor Mbakwe is so charismatic, he can make even pessimists like BGF into the strongest believers.

 

[Go Gophs eh?]

In a marriage, every man and wife has a top 5 list of celebrities that if they cheated on the other with, the deed would be forgiven. Trevor Mbakwe is number 1 on both of those lists

 

[macgopher]

Trevor not only designed the Switzerland Large Hadron Collider, he can outrun it.

 

[burton34]

And he can broad jump over it.

 

[gopherphan]

Trevor is an old spice man.

 

[Go Gophs eh?]

hahahaHAHA classic!
except trevors biceps are 2 times bigger. on a bad day Trevor Mbakwe can deadlift 1500 lbs, if he wants to lift half of what he normally does

 

[EG#9]

Good call on Courtney James. If Trevor turns out to be another Courtney (minus the phonebook & the "A" grade on his PMS paper courtesy of Jan Gangelhoff), I will be more than pleased. We haven't had a power forward of his ilk (Big Ten body, strong, good hands, crashes the boards, does grunt work without having to be "the man") since his departure.

It was certainly a poor man's version of Courtney James, but it was nice having J'Son Stamper to crash the boards for a couple years. One of the things I most miss about Clem was the physical big men we had. Even his low end big men would have been a welcome addition to about every team we've had since his departure. For example, what Gopher team in the last 5-10 years could not have used Miles Tarver?

 

[PigAxeJug]

Someone should send this thread to him, so that we might be spared from his wrath.