Getting Something That’s 5 lbs?

[Yah-E]

So the director to Golden Gopher Fund (GGF) organization texted me today to tell me that he’ll be shipping me something so BOLO for an UPS package! I thought he was shipping me my Purdue game tickets and parking pass, but he said what he is shipping me today is “more fun”. I then received an email from UPS notification with tracking info and it said the package is “5 lbs”!? I’m excited to see what I’ll be getting? I’m hoping for a signed helmet? An iron Goldy paper weight? I received a custom wood carved Gopher RTB clock couple of months back also as a surprised. Love that GGF is giving us donors these cool unique Gopher gifts. I will be getting this 5-pounder next week so I’ll keep y’all updated.

In the mean time, any guesses on what this 5-pounder thing will be?

 

[balds]

Hopefully it's not a leftover, still smoldering cauldron of chili.

 

[paulser21]

Hopefully it's not a leftover, still smoldering cauldron of chili.

Chili that never cools? How could you be disappointed with that?

 

[balds]

Chili that never cools? How could you be disappointed with that?

I think it has to do with the fact that I've often been hungry, but rarely have been starving.

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

I got a … calendar… today.

 

[oak_street1981]

Rose Bowl sod from Tim Brewster's storage locker in the "garage".

 

[PMWinSTP]

Heating coyle?

 

[Halsey Hall]

Sid Hatman's urn

 

[BleedGopher]

Guessing it’s a replica from Rivalry Trophy.

Go Gophers!!

 

[FullBanana]

Game worn Mo Ibrahim jock strap.

 

[UpAndUnder43]

I have a pylon. I don’t know how much it weighs but it’s awesome.

 

[Goldmember]

Sparty’s severed head

 

[STPGopher]

Sparty’s severed head

Ouch!

 

[Gophers7NatTitlesBadgers0]

I'm guessing they gave you a year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club and this is the first delivery. It's the gift that keeps on giving!

 

[Yah-E]

on all the creative guesses!

Maybe it’ll be a replica mini Axe!

 

[saintpauljeff]

Norwood Teague’s old flip phone from which he sent many texts

 

[Holy Man]

on all the creative guesses!

Maybe it’ll be a replica mini Axe!

If you’re getting that, you must be a high end donor. The replica from Rivalry Trophy is about $100. Most expensive premium I’ve ever gotten is the Affinity cap.

 

[PoockItInfor6]

So the director to Golden Gopher Fund (GGF) organization texted me today to tell me that he’ll be shipping me something so BOLO for an UPS package! I thought he was shipping me my Purdue game tickets and parking pass, but he said what he is shipping me today is “more fun”. I then received an email from UPS notification with tracking info and it said the package is “5 lbs”!? I’m excited to see what I’ll be getting? I’m hoping for a signed helmet? An iron Goldy paper weight? I received a custom wood carved Gopher RTB clock couple of months back also as a surprised. Love that GGF is giving us donors these cool unique Gopher gifts. I will be getting this 5-pounder next week so I’ll keep y’all updated.

In the mean time, any guesses on what this 5-pounder thing will be?

if it’s anything game used, I’m always in the market for new items!!

 

[FredCoxRocks]

Val Martin's tears.

 

[Yah-E]

If you’re getting that, you must be a high end donor. The replica from Rivalry Trophy is about $100. Most expensive premium I’ve ever gotten is the Affinity cap.

Is the Affinity cap 4-5 lbs? Maybe that’s what’s coming!

 

[minnyrules11]

The 5 liter stein gophers fans took from Essan Haus german restaurant in Wi.

 

[saintpauljeff]

I have a pylon. I don’t know how much it weighs but it’s awesome.

I've always wanted to make a dash to grab one of those things...

 

[zman]

Game worn Mo Ibrahim jock strap.

Unwashed.

 

[tikited]

You are getting a Golden puppy.

 

[JimmyJamesMD]

I got a … calendar… today.

A decade calendar?

 

[scubacentral]

I have 3 guesses:

A dead skunk (smallish one)
Lifesize PJ fleck cardboard cutout
Ticket package with swag to the Rose Bowl

 

[GopherRock]

 

[swingman]

Best. Thread. Ever. some genius guesses here.

 

[UpAndUnder43]

I've always wanted to make a dash to grab one of those things...

I bought it. It’s signed by PJ. It’s in my sons room

 

[Unregistered User]

Norwood Teague’s old flip phone from which he sent many texts

I think it's Norwood's Mega Tongue