Getting Something That’s 5 lbs?

[short ornery norwegian]

maybe it's 5 lbs of lutefisk

 

[LakerFan]

If you piled all of Jerry Kills regrets into a box they would weigh at least 5 lbs. That and a copy of his book.

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

So the director to Golden Gopher Fund (GGF) organization texted me today to tell me that he’ll be shipping me something so BOLO for an UPS package! I thought he was shipping me my Purdue game tickets and parking pass, but he said what he is shipping me today is “more fun”. I then received an email from UPS notification with tracking info and it said the package is “5 lbs”!? I’m excited to see what I’ll be getting? I’m hoping for a signed helmet? An iron Goldy paper weight? I received a custom wood carved Gopher RTB clock couple of months back also as a surprised. Love that GGF is giving us donors these cool unique Gopher gifts. I will be getting this 5-pounder next week so I’ll keep y’all updated.

In the mean time, any guesses on what this 5-pounder thing will be?

That designation means it fits in the five pound or less category - it could be five ounces - another way to make more cash by the shipping industry.

Similar in a way to chip bags saying they’re the same weight, yet contain only 2/3 content of the previous packaging.

 

[HitMeAgainIAmStillMoving]

Scott Frost book of deep thoughts. "I wonder what color of underwear the cheerleaders are currently wearing, maybe no undies"?

Don't confuse Urban Meyer with Frosty

 

[State of Football]

Infamous Metrodome stall door from Lois Feldman

 

[MNVCGUY]

That designation means it fits in the five pound or less category - it could be five ounces - another way to make more cash by the shipping industry.

Similar in a way to chip bags saying they’re the same weight, yet contain only 2/3 content of the previous packaging.

we don’t need this crap in this thread

 

[Replacement Gopher]

Infamous Metrodome stall door from Lois Feldman

No lock on that door.
But I love this one.

 

[Replacement Gopher]

The goalpost Iowa fans took down in the Metrodome?

 

[GophersInIowa]

The goalpost Iowa fans took down in the Metrodome?

That might have to come in two different packages.

 

[Yah-E]

Package delivered at work just now. Not at work yet, but will post photo later! Very intrigued.

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

Package delivered at work just now. Not at work yet, but will post photo later! Very intrigued.

Yah-E on the way to work...

 

[Panthadad2]

*** in a box?

 

[HopHead]

Here's an obscure reference you need to be 50+ to probably understand.

 

[gophernut1]

Surprised no ones guessed PJ's old forehead and eyes preserved in a clear resin for you to stare into on those cold nights.

 

[UpAndUnder43]

I’m shockingly invested in Yah-E’s package. And yes—that works in whatever way he wants it to

 

[HitMeAgainIAmStillMoving]

Surprised no ones guessed PJ's old forehead and eyes preserved in a clear resin for you to stare into on those cold nights.

You are a sick man.

 

[GopherPoke]

Who takes 43 minutes to get to work? Unless that car in your photo isn't really yours?

 

[BleedGopher]

This is like Signing Day, I keep hitting refresh on this thread to see what is in this package.

Go Yah-E’s Package!!

 

[BleedGopher]

*** in a box?

We have a winner for best guess!!

Go Gophers!!

 

[Yah-E]

Here she is!

 

[BleedGopher]

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Here she is!

Doubling down on my Rivalry Trophy prediction.

Go Gophers!!

 

[BleedGopher]

Actually, looks like "JUST DO IT" tape on the box, so it could be NIKE gear, like, a lot of NIKE gear.

Go Gophers!!

 

[HopHead]

I'm guessing jersey or helmet.

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

Actually, looks like "JUST DO IT" tape on the box, so it could be NIKE gear, like, a lot of NIKE gear.

Go Gophers!!

Can't change your guess NOW!!!!

 

[PoockItInfor6]

Give the people what they want!! Spill the beans!!

 

[Word]

Tim Brewster's Rose Bowl turf?

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

Give the people what they want!! Spill the beans!!

HE IS ENJOYING IT RIGHT NOW AND NOT SHARING!!!!

 

[Taji34]

 

[Yah-E]

So good!! Golden Gopher Fund is just an amazing organization taking care of their alum donors!

Duffle bag
Caps x 2
T-shirt’s x 2
Zip up x 2

And a special THANK YOU card! What is written in the card is what MIND BLOWING! Can’t wait!

 

[Yah-E]

This will be EPIC! Just wow!