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And then someone merged the dog whine with a Mercedes commercial.

 

Definition of cooperation:

Making love, Johnson pops out, four hands put it back in.

That's cooperation.
 



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Go Gophers!
Pledge to Change the Conversation: www.r-word.org
 


Jim Gaffigan ‏@JimGaffigan

My 9-year old Jack: Mom said I need braces. Did you have braces?
Me: No, my parents loved me.
 






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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This video made me laugh lol
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The internet is winning with its creativity.
 

That school is never going to live this one down.
 








Can't seem to embed the video but thought this was funny. And a good representation of how the Cubs-Mets series went.

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The first person to run a marathon without talking about it:

 








Here in Arizona, we have several Hispanics who have neat accents..."I ate too many beance last night and spent all day today on the cheater."
 


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