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[GophersInIowa]

And then someone merged the dog whine with a Mercedes commercial.

 

[Dr.Don]

Definition of cooperation:

Making love, Johnson pops out, four hands put it back in.

That's cooperation.

 

[cncmin]

8-bit Beatles:

 

[GopherJake]

Taylor Swift is now going to hell for this (although it's pretty darned funny, ya know).

https://soundcloud.com/erinchack/taylor-swift-minnesota-soccer-mom

 

[MNSnowman]

Go Gophers!

Pledge to Change the Conversation: www.r-word.org​

 

[Iceland12]

Jim Gaffigan ‏@JimGaffigan

My 9-year old Jack: Mom said I need braces. Did you have braces?
Me: No, my parents loved me.

 

[Kuato Lives!]

Is safe driving all it's cracked up to be?

 

[GopherJake]

 

[Kuato Lives!]

 

[monk10]

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[monk10]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This video made me laugh lol
<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/IStandWithAhmed?src=hash">#IStandWithAhmed</a> <a href="http://t.co/wayJVKEiyo">pic.twitter.com/wayJVKEiyo</a></p>— Killa. (@Hard2Guard_) <a href="https://twitter.com/Hard2Guard_/status/644646051031355392">September 17, 2015</a></blockquote>
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The internet is winning with its creativity.

 

[Bad Gopher]

That school is never going to live this one down.

 

[Section2]

I've neglected this thread because I doubt I would find anything funny, and I was wrong. Kudos for the humor Jake.

 

[GopherJake]

 

[Kuato Lives!]

 

[monk10]

 

[GopherJake]

 

[GophersInIowa]

Can't seem to embed the video but thought this was funny. And a good representation of how the Cubs-Mets series went.

[video]https://amp.twimg.com/v/52978aae-1e20-4d5e-912c-5483a4cca25c[/video]

 

[GopherJake]

 

[Donovan]

The first person to run a marathon without talking about it:

 

[Unregistered User]

 

[Donovan]

The U.S. Constitution causes need for trigger warning at Vassar College (it's an undercover spoof):
http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=6946

 

[GopherJake]

 

[GopherJake]

 

[dpodoll68]

The joke is funny, but Marla Maples was born and raised in Georgia (US, not Eastern Bloc).

 

[Ogie Ogilthorpe]

I love this country.

 

[GoodasGold]

The joke is funny, but Marla Maples was born and raised in Georgia (US, not Eastern Bloc).

You and your damn facts!!

 

[Dr.Don]

Here in Arizona, we have several Hispanics who have neat accents..."I ate too many beance last night and spent all day today on the cheater."

 

[GopherJake]

 

[GopherJake]

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