Haha, I was mainly mocking, but that is one of the very obvious reasons for everyone's love with the idea. But the general thought on why he'd be a great hire is that he is a great basketball mind, has ties to the high school circuit around here (meaning he might have a good shot at getting the big three top 50 level prospects for 2014 in our state), coached here with the pro team and had a little bit of success (consistently in the playoffs at least), is a very visible figure nationally, and would fire up a booster group waiting to drop money on this practice facility Teague is trying to work out.
Now, all of that said (some of which is pure speculation and guesses as to what he'd bring to the table), he hasn't coached in college forever. It is a risk IMO to go there, even if PR-wise it isn't.