It must be me. Why is every description of a running back always a reference to another person? Why not a deer, bear, cougar, or jaguar? In order for me to process how Carson Hansen runs, I have to run off to a search engine and look up the video highlighting them both. Meanwhile, if he ran like a gazelle, all I have to do is reference decades of Wild Kingdom in my mind's eye and reprise the role of Richard Perkins wearing his notorious safari gear feeding a leopard cub with a bottle of mom juice.
I enclose a video closely resembling my search results.
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