I am covering Hector International Airport and the Jet Center in Fargo just in case there is a private meeting between Shaka and Woody in the darkened bowels of The Northern strip club in Fargo. I have a stake out at The Northern. Saul promised me he would behave.
A coach sighting...
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The idea of a buffet of giant hot dogs is really exciting to me. It's something I can't stop thinking about right now.
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I've done some pre-investigation for this very purpose. It's a buffet of giant hot dogs.
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You know what? If nothing else comes of this firing, at least we have this thread.
Are you sure it is not a giant buffet of giant hot dogs?
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I think of David Byrne in his giant suit going through a giant buffet and eating giant hot dogs.
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My apartment is within eyeshot of St. Paul Downtown Airport. Have brought out my extra-strong binoculars. Will update you on developments as they happen.
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SAINT PAUL UPDATE: A Black Hawk helicopter has just landed at St. Paul Downtown. Who's coaching the Black Knights this year?
Funny story here:
I used to be a baggage handler at MSP back in the day. One day I see a bag come in with official looking bag tags on it with the St. Louis Cardinals logo, labelled Walt Jocketty, General Manager. I was so convinced there would be a big trade coming down in the paper in the next couple of days....until I found out that he grew up here in Minneapolis and comes here all the time to visit his family.
I used to be a baggage handler at MSP back in the day. One day I see a bag come in with official looking bag tags on it with the St. Louis Cardinals logo, labelled Walt Jocketty, General Manager. I was so convinced there would be a big trade coming down in the paper in the next couple of days....until I found out that he grew up here in Minneapolis and comes here all the time to visit his family.
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Where's dpodoll68 when you need him? The time he went to the Anoka Co. airport to check on a potential new football coach. Epic!
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A friend of a friend (who works at MSP) confirmed the same thing. Shaka at the airport. My friend is a reliable person, but I can't speak for his friend.
I also have it from another reliable source that Teague told him months ago he has been courting Shaka.
I also have it from another reliable source that Teague told him months ago he has been courting Shaka.
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AP: BREAKING NEWS, CRYSTAL MN
Much speculation has been made about who will be the new head coach of the Minnesota Golden Gophers basketball program this morning, but that mystery might be solved as Norwood Teague was spotted with Shaka Smart leaving the Crystal Municipal Airport at about 1PM Central Time.
"They got off the plane and got in a car." says Chuck Nfferburger, a baggage handler at the small airport. The breaking news comes just hours after the Gophers fired Tubby Smith after an up and down roller coaster season.
Teague flew Shaka in privately in the booster funded "Gopher Express" private jet...errrr plane. After making five fuel stops across the Midwest, they finally landed at the Crystal Airport on a bright sunny afternoon. Sid Hartman was seen at the scene hurling obscenities at the two as the car peeled off the runway.
No official word from the University of Minnesota Athletic Department on this story.
AP: BREAKING NEWS, CRYSTAL MN
Much speculation has been made about who will be the new head coach of the Minnesota Golden Gophers basketball program this morning, but that mystery might be solved as Norwood Teague was spotted with Shaka Smart leaving the Crystal Municipal Airport at about 1PM Central Time.
"They got off the plane and got in a car." says Chuck Nfferburger, a baggage handler at the small airport. The breaking news comes just hours after the Gophers fired Tubby Smith after an up and down roller coaster season.
Teague flew Shaka in privately in the booster funded "Gopher Express" private jet...errrr plane. After making five fuel stops across the Midwest, they finally landed at the Crystal Airport on a bright sunny afternoon. Sid Hartman was seen at the scene hurling obscenities at the two as the car peeled off the runway.
No official word from the University of Minnesota Athletic Department on this story.
Seems legit.
AP: BREAKING NEWS, CRYSTAL MN
Much speculation has been made about who will be the new head coach of the Minnesota Golden Gophers basketball program this morning, but that mystery might be solved as Norwood Teague was spotted with Shaka Smart leaving the Crystal Municipal Airport at about 1PM Central Time.
"They got off the plane and got in a car." says Chuck Nfferburger, a baggage handler at the small airport. The breaking news comes just hours after the Gophers fired Tubby Smith after an up and down roller coaster season.
Teague flew Shaka in privately in the booster funded "Gopher Express" private jet...errrr plane. After making five fuel stops across the Midwest, they finally landed at the Crystal Airport on a bright sunny afternoon. Sid Hartman was seen at the scene hurling obscenities at the two as the car peeled off the runway.
No official word from the University of Minnesota Athletic Department on this story.
Well doon, lad. +2.5 million
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AP: BREAKING NEWS, CRYSTAL MN
Much speculation has been made about who will be the new head coach of the Minnesota Golden Gophers basketball program this morning, but that mystery might be solved as Norwood Teague was spotted with Shaka Smart leaving the Crystal Municipal Airport at about 1PM Central Time.
"They got off the plane and got in a car." says Chuck Nfferburger, a baggage handler at the small airport. The breaking news comes just hours after the Gophers fired Tubby Smith after an up and down roller coaster season.
Teague flew Shaka in privately in the booster funded "Gopher Express" private jet...errrr plane. After making five fuel stops across the Midwest, they finally landed at the Crystal Airport on a bright sunny afternoon. Sid Hartman was seen at the scene hurling obscenities at the two as the car peeled off the runway.
No official word from the University of Minnesota Athletic Department on this story.
Totally friggen AWESOME!!!
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One thing is certain - the U should bring J. Alba Fan Club on board to help with game day graphics.
He could use some work with his photoshopping. No snow in the background? It's late March in Minnesota ffs.
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AP: BREAKING NEWS, CRYSTAL MN
Much speculation has been made about who will be the new head coach of the Minnesota Golden Gophers basketball program this morning, but that mystery might be solved as Norwood Teague was spotted with Shaka Smart leaving the Crystal Municipal Airport at about 1PM Central Time.
"They got off the plane and got in a car." says Chuck Nfferburger, a baggage handler at the small airport. The breaking news comes just hours after the Gophers fired Tubby Smith after an up and down roller coaster season.
Teague flew Shaka in privately in the booster funded "Gopher Express" private jet...errrr plane. After making five fuel stops across the Midwest, they finally landed at the Crystal Airport on a bright sunny afternoon. Sid Hartman was seen at the scene hurling obscenities at the two as the car peeled off the runway.
No official word from the University of Minnesota Athletic Department on this story.
I see the day coming when we have a badass private jet with the angry Goldy painted on the nose, like those old WWII fighter planes.
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You are knocking it out of the park today, sir. Well done!
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A friend of mine just took this photo:
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/12970385@N06/8589798661/" title="smart by jareds1431, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8107/8589798661_e2848c952a.jpg" width="500" height="388" alt="smart"></a>
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/12970385@N06/8589798661/" title="smart by jareds1431, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8107/8589798661_e2848c952a.jpg" width="500" height="388" alt="smart"></a>
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Wow, there is some great photoshopping going on in this thread. Funny stuff.
AP: BREAKING NEWS, CRYSTAL MN
Much speculation has been made about who will be the new head coach of the Minnesota Golden Gophers basketball program this morning, but that mystery might be solved as Norwood Teague was spotted with Shaka Smart leaving the Crystal Municipal Airport at about 1PM Central Time.
"They got off the plane and got in a car." says Chuck Nfferburger, a baggage handler at the small airport. The breaking news comes just hours after the Gophers fired Tubby Smith after an up and down roller coaster season.
Teague flew Shaka in privately in the booster funded "Gopher Express" private jet...errrr plane. After making five fuel stops across the Midwest, they finally landed at the Crystal Airport on a bright sunny afternoon. Sid Hartman was seen at the scene hurling obscenities at the two as the car peeled off the runway.
No official word from the University of Minnesota Athletic Department on this story.
This is just pure excellent work, I applaud you.
Hahaha. Yes!
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How about we just bring in Jessica Alba?
Hey, if Kentucky can have Ashley Judd!