[/QUOTE]Dear Go4fan,
We f’up royally. I mean ROYALLY. There is no easy way to say this but our ill-conceived tix pricing scheme backfired and burned all the hair right off our sorry azzes over here at the U. We were lucky that a few season tix holders like MNGG1 were dumb enough to hang on to them and pay the higher prices; however, you were one of the smart ones and boy, there are a lot more smart people than we had bargained for when we decided to do this.
We are desperate to get you back and here’s what we plan to do in the longest of long shots in hopes of you getting you back. First, we are going to drop season ticket prices to last year’s level. This will represent a one-year increase that voids last and next year’s increases. Second, we are going to try and put you in your same or comparable seats when you understandably left us standing at the curb. What’s more, we will credit your gopher points as if you never gave up your season tix in the first place. We will also put your name in a drawing for the opportunity to b!tch slap Eric Kaler at halftime of the season opener since he is the one who signed off on all of this in the first place.
I realize we are in no position to ask you back given the dumpster fire that has been U of M athletics over past several years but like you, I had nothing to do with it. With your help, I truly believe we can finally get the U to finally wise up and put this fire out once and for all. Please help us to extinguish it.
Sincerely,
Mark Coyle[/QUOTE]
typical victim mentality