I'm more interested in why you have spent over 300 posts of your life defending the valor of your football program on a Gophers board.
Oh gee, you got me there. Well, for one I haven't spent over 300 posts on this board defending Iowa's valor. I wonder how many posts you have spent attacking it? That is perhaps a better question. Another compelling question is why would educated adults feel the need to fabricate things to attack Iowa's football program over, and then take offense when someone presents actual facts to dispute the fabrications?
I know what you really mean, right? You are thinking something like how dare someone with "Hawk" in his handle post on this sacred message board. Well, I have some answers, and a suggestion. I post here because I am a fan of the Gophers. That is right, I am a Gopher fan. Ahead of the Hawks? No, but a fan nonetheless. I am also a fan of this great state. Of my posts, I challenge you or anyone to find one that disparages the Gophers. I don't think you will, and if I am wrong and have done so, I will likely apologize for making it.
Now here is my suggestion Sir Khaliqelot. If my presence offends you, why not use the Ignore function offered by this site so that you need not be bothered by the foul odor of my posts? There. Problem solved. *exhales deeply*
Now you can spend the extra time being the drama queen against some other villain.