DetlefWithTheEssenHaus
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Greetings you goofy Golden Gopher football zealots. Yes, it is I, Detlef of House Erlichmann and proprietor of the Essen Haus restaurant in Madison, returning for the yearly online titty twist to remind you that your moribund football team will once again succumb this coming Saturday to the superior team from the superior state of Wisconsin.
New to these parts? Click here to read why your football program is what it is: http://www.forums.gopherhole.com/boards/showthread.php?79684-Guess-who-s-baaaaack-No-stein-No-Axe&p=1474767&highlight=#post1474767
Who? What? I expect this post to get very few readings. I mean, what should one expect from supporters of a team that can't even get 15,000 buttholes to watch a Big 10 football game in person against a nationally ranked opponent? So anyone still reading this online bitch fest should have an inkling as to why I drone on year... after year... after year.... IT'S BECAUSE SOME AMMORAL GOPHER FOOTBALL FAN STILL HAS MY FAMILY'S STEIN !!!!
I see there has already been pandering for my yearly post. Kudos to you curious Gopher fans with an above average aptitude who requested my presence. I'll be honest with you. I'm done. I've done everything I can to find out who took the Erlichmann family stein. I've accepted it's gone and that my grandmother's curse will live on in infamy much to the chagrin of you Gopher fans. The paragraphs above will be the last snark I unveil. I'm turning over a new leaf - starting now. Henceforth no more vitriol will be directed at you, the Gopher football community.
My inner peace is now about developing and rowing and winning in life. At work I begin each day speaking with my restaurant and bar managers where we have formed a farmer's alliance. On busy gamedays we tell our managers and staff to put an oar in the water and keep a Prefontaine pace. I strive for my employees to give "heartwork" and as we master the HOW of how a successful business is run only then will we spiritually and socially connect with our patrons.
I promise that any Gopher football fans traveling to Madison this week will have an ELITE time when you walk in the doors of the Essen Haus. All it takes is for one Gopher fan to change their best and use their moral compass to row the boat and return the Erlichmann family stein to our restaurant and thus end curse set upon Gopher football.
Forget About Me I Love You,
Detlef
New to these parts? Click here to read why your football program is what it is: http://www.forums.gopherhole.com/boards/showthread.php?79684-Guess-who-s-baaaaack-No-stein-No-Axe&p=1474767&highlight=#post1474767
Who? What? I expect this post to get very few readings. I mean, what should one expect from supporters of a team that can't even get 15,000 buttholes to watch a Big 10 football game in person against a nationally ranked opponent? So anyone still reading this online bitch fest should have an inkling as to why I drone on year... after year... after year.... IT'S BECAUSE SOME AMMORAL GOPHER FOOTBALL FAN STILL HAS MY FAMILY'S STEIN !!!!
I see there has already been pandering for my yearly post. Kudos to you curious Gopher fans with an above average aptitude who requested my presence. I'll be honest with you. I'm done. I've done everything I can to find out who took the Erlichmann family stein. I've accepted it's gone and that my grandmother's curse will live on in infamy much to the chagrin of you Gopher fans. The paragraphs above will be the last snark I unveil. I'm turning over a new leaf - starting now. Henceforth no more vitriol will be directed at you, the Gopher football community.
My inner peace is now about developing and rowing and winning in life. At work I begin each day speaking with my restaurant and bar managers where we have formed a farmer's alliance. On busy gamedays we tell our managers and staff to put an oar in the water and keep a Prefontaine pace. I strive for my employees to give "heartwork" and as we master the HOW of how a successful business is run only then will we spiritually and socially connect with our patrons.
I promise that any Gopher football fans traveling to Madison this week will have an ELITE time when you walk in the doors of the Essen Haus. All it takes is for one Gopher fan to change their best and use their moral compass to row the boat and return the Erlichmann family stein to our restaurant and thus end curse set upon Gopher football.
Forget About Me I Love You,
Detlef