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When it becomes apparent your players think a shot-clock is last call at the bar.
 

When you realize Lawrence Westbrook will go down as the best scorer to play for Tubby Smith at Minnesota...and he inherited him from Dan Monson.
 


when you start thinking you didn't give Spencer Tollackson's three point shooting ability enough credit.
 




...when you realize Daniel Edozie could have been a real scoring threat for this team..

 

When this thread is the balm that soothes my aching soul. Thanks, coolhand.

Good night, all.
 




When you discover that because no practice facility has been built, the team no longer practices.
 

...... when you log into Gopher Hole and read all of the topic headers, look at any online sporting news information, read the paper, watch the news or try to get any of your friends to pretend to want to go attend a game with you.
 

When two of my favorites, Moonie and Coolhand, are back posting!

Time for some creative writing, Moonlight? We could use some smiles.
 




When you dream of John Aune passing over the top of a zone.
 

. ... when you realize the Gophers might be Penn State's only conference win this season.
 

. .. when you harken back to November '06, seeing a lone Gopher fan in an otherwise Barn empty upper deck doing jumping jacks in the late stages of the Gophers' 90-68 loss to Clemson.

Thanks Coolhand, this is good therapy.
 


...when you'd rather snake your bathroom drain last night instead of watch the game.
 

when you can play the tape of Kevin B. vs. ILL as a ballhandling instructional video
 

when you can use Joel Pryz. as an example of never quitting
 

...when you realize the Stanford twins would be your top two scoring options.
 

...when the week you beat Wisconsin, you consider that week a failure.
 

When you long for the days of a Chip Armelin 18 foot step back brick because it's better than a turnover.
 

when, during the game, you walk your two 5 year old daughters thru a better offensive scheme hoping someone will finally 'get it'.
 

... When you miss the days of Kris Humphries starting on the Kardashians.
 

... When you wish Kevin Payton was back for his final year of eligibility. His energy waving the white towel would be refreshing to see.
 

... When your offense looks like Wisconsin.
 


...When you re-live the glory days of a Lynx championship
 

When your visit to the Gopher Hole feels like you are at a wake and catching up with old friends (good to see you again Moonie, jamiche, Bad, SS, WAG, Pewter, Mulligan :))
 

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