Wisconsin Cheerleader Suffers Brain Injury

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Eau Claire, WI - A cheerleader at the Univeristy of Wisconsin suffered a traumatic brain injury on Monday. The 21 year old student, whose name has not been disclosed by authorities, was participating in a student-led event at Camp Randall Stadium when the injury took place. Cheer team manager Marjorie Derfwiler told the Badger-Herald, "The poor girl went to the ladies' room for a drink of water, and it seems the toilet seat hit her on the back of her head and knocked her right out!"
 

everybody knows my name said:
Eau Claire, WI - A cheerleader at the Univeristy of Wisconsin suffered a traumatic brain injury on Monday. The 21 year old student, whose name has not been disclosed by authorities, was participating in a student-led event at Camp Randall Stadium when the injury took place. Cheer team manager Marjorie Derfwiler told the Badger-Herald, "The poor girl went to the ladies' room for a drink of water, and it seems the toilet seat hit her on the back of her head and knocked her right out!"
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Betting there was a fair bit of pre-existing condition there already given that she is a sconnie
 

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This post would have made a lot more sense about 19 days ago.
 



Toilet seat hit her in the back of the head? Must have been saying hi to Ralph. In all seriousness I hope she's going to be ok.

That said, Marge Derfwiler is the absolute perfect name for the Badger cheer captain.
 

everybody knows my name said:
Eau Claire, WI - A cheerleader at the Univeristy of Wisconsin suffered a traumatic brain injury on Monday. The 21 year old student, whose name has not been disclosed by authorities, was participating in a student-led event at Camp Randall Stadium when the injury took place. Cheer team manager Marjorie Derfwiler told the Badger-Herald, "The poor girl went to the ladies' room for a drink of water, and it seems the toilet seat hit her on the back of her head and knocked her right out!"
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My first thought: "You got knocked the F out!!!!"


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Hard to get a drink of water from the sink when so many people in WI think its just another urinal. When 50% of the time you are used to using the toilet head first I guess getting a drink of water there may make sense???

In all seriousness hope she is OK.

Edit: Sad thing is I didn't realize this was a joke - just thought it was WI being WI.
 
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everybody knows my name said:
Eau Claire, WI - A cheerleader at the Univeristy of Wisconsin suffered a traumatic brain injury on Monday. The 21 year old student, whose name has not been disclosed by authorities, was participating in a student-led event at Camp Randall Stadium when the injury took place. Cheer team manager Marjorie Derfwiler told the Badger-Herald, "The poor girl went to the ladies' room for a drink of water, and it seems the toilet seat hit her on the back of her head and knocked her right out!
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everybody knows my name said:
Eau Claire, WI - A cheerleader at the Univeristy of Wisconsin suffered a traumatic brain injury on Monday. The 21 year old student, whose name has not been disclosed by authorities, was participating in a student-led event at Camp Randall Stadium when the injury took place. Cheer team manager Marjorie Derfwiler told the Badger-Herald, "The poor girl went to the ladies' room for a drink of water, and it seems the toilet seat hit her on the back of her head and knocked her right out!"
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Maybe you should delete this thread. Just a thought.
 


"The poor girl went to the ladies' room for a drink of water,

girl and ladies room.....wow, I'm surprised those terms are still used. Not a real story, but can they at least get the pronouns or whatever you call them, right?
 
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CentralGopher said:
Betting there was a fair bit of pre-existing condition there already given that she is a sconnie
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Drinking water from a toilet bowl is not a sanctioned sport except in Sconnie!

Eau Claire, WI - A cheerleader at the University of Wisconsin suffered a traumatic brain injury on Monday. The 21-year-old student, whose name has not been disclosed by authorities, was participating in a student-led event at Camp Randall Stadium when the injury took place. Cheer team manager Marjorie Derfwiler told the Badger-Herald, "The poor girl went to the ladies' room for a drink of water, and it seems the toilet seat hit her on the back of her head and knocked her right out!"
 

hungan1 said:
Drinking water from a toilet bowl is not a sanctioned sport except in Sconnie!

Eau Claire, WI - A cheerleader at the University of Wisconsin suffered a traumatic brain injury on Monday. The 21-year-old student, whose name has not been disclosed by authorities, was participating in a student-led event at Camp Randall Stadium when the injury took place. Cheer team manager Marjorie Derfwiler told the Badger-Herald, "The poor girl went to the ladies' room for a drink of water, and it seems the toilet seat hit her on the back of her head and knocked her right out!"
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It's like bobbing for apples. In horse terminology "Road Apples".
 

I get it. It's a joke. Very poor taste. Don't we have more class than that?
 





gophernut1 said:
Hard to get a drink of water from the sink when so many people in WI think its just another urinal. When 50% of the time you are used to using the toilet head first I guess getting a drink of water there may make sense???

In all seriousness hope she is OK.

Edit: Sad thing is I didn't realize this was a joke - just thought it was WI being WI.
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Haha. Me too. I had to remove a comment about lawsuits for shits sake. I feel like an idiot sometimes. OK, maybe more than that.
 

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