Who would win in a fatal three way match?

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Koi Perich armed with a bowling pin
Athan Kaliakmanis armed with a switchblade knife
Buck Irving armed with nun chucks

In the octagon, 15 minute time limit, no hold barred?

Who is your money on?
 



I think we all know who would be out first and that is of course Kaliakmanis. As for the other two, no clue, probably whoever got tot he knife first.
 

Well, let’s break it down:

Best weapon:
1.Kaliakmanis - but growing up in the mean streets of Antioch, IL, would he even be able to open it?

Best raw athlete:
1. Bucky
2. Perich
Chances are either Bucky or PERICH take out Athan while he is trying to open the switchblade.

Bucky vs Perich:

Bucky would probably not be able to command the chucks and a bowling pin is just a blunt object. So Bucky would simply evade PERICH who would knock himself unconscious on the cage when he tries to tackle Bucky but misses while trying to launch himself at Bucky’s legs without any attempt to wrap him up with his arms.

Bucky wins!
 


Cali Mcees would hit Joe Rogan, then Coy and Bucko would hug each other in Oregon love.
 


gopherbadgerman said:
Koi Perich armed with a bowling pin
Athan Kaliakmanis armed with a switchblade knife
Buck Irving armed with nun chucks

In the octagon, 15 minute time limit, no hold barred?

Who is your money on?
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Well Athan wouldn’t be able to hit either one of them.
Koi would miss the tackle.

So I’m going Irving
 

Nunchucks are undefeated

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gopherbadgerman said:
Koi Perich armed with a bowling pin
Athan Kaliakmanis armed with a switchblade knife
Buck Irving armed with nun chucks

In the octagon, 15 minute time limit, no hold barred?

Who is your money on?
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More importantly, will Beth Mowins be on the play-by-play? If Kaliakmanis is involved it's a must.
 







Athan gets nervous because he cannot open the knife and throws the knife into the ground as hard as he can. Perich tries to scoop up the knife and drops the bowling pin. Bucky gets pissed because he does not like being called Bucko. He takes he game where he is accepted for who he is and achieves great success.
 


Athan did grow up in a family restaurant, he probably knows his way around a knife and he had an older brother who was in his grade to fight with everyday during his childhood. Koi doesn't like to tackle so I think he's going out first. Bucky the wild card, shifty little fucker
 

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