Who would win in a fatal three way match?

[gopherbadgerman]

Koi Perich armed with a bowling pin
Athan Kaliakmanis armed with a switchblade knife
Buck Irving armed with nun chucks

In the octagon, 15 minute time limit, no hold barred?

Who is your money on?

 

[GoldRush]

Kaliakmanis would throw the knife and miss by 5 yards.

 

[Ski-U-Ham]

Kaliakmanis would throw the knife and miss by 5 yards.

He'd throw it at Bucky and hit Perich

 

[MNVCGUY]

I think we all know who would be out first and that is of course Kaliakmanis. As for the other two, no clue, probably whoever got tot he knife first.

 

[Otis]

Well, let’s break it down:

Best weapon:
1.Kaliakmanis - but growing up in the mean streets of Antioch, IL, would he even be able to open it?

Best raw athlete:
1. Bucky
2. Perich
Chances are either Bucky or PERICH take out Athan while he is trying to open the switchblade.

Bucky vs Perich:

Bucky would probably not be able to command the chucks and a bowling pin is just a blunt object. So Bucky would simply evade PERICH who would knock himself unconscious on the cage when he tries to tackle Bucky but misses while trying to launch himself at Bucky’s legs without any attempt to wrap him up with his arms.

Bucky wins!

 

[BTChamp]

Cali Mcees would hit Joe Rogan, then Coy and Bucko would hug each other in Oregon love.

 

[MonikerSchmoniker45]

Irving grew up in Chicago. This isn't even a question.

 

[Some guy]

Koi Perich armed with a bowling pin
Athan Kaliakmanis armed with a switchblade knife
Buck Irving armed with nun chucks

In the octagon, 15 minute time limit, no hold barred?

Who is your money on?

Well Athan wouldn’t be able to hit either one of them.
Koi would miss the tackle.

So I’m going Irving

 

[GophersInIowa]

Nunchucks are undefeated

 

[BleedGopher]

Phillip Nelson would come out of nowhere and win in a knockout.

Go Gophers!!

 

[GopherGuy82]

Their bank accounts win, duh.

 

[howeda7]

Koi Perich armed with a bowling pin
Athan Kaliakmanis armed with a switchblade knife
Buck Irving armed with nun chucks

In the octagon, 15 minute time limit, no hold barred?

Who is your money on?

More importantly, will Beth Mowins be on the play-by-play? If Kaliakmanis is involved it's a must.

 

[GoldRush]

Phillip Nelson would come out of nowhere and win in a knockout.

Go Gophers!!

Too soon

 

[GophersInIowa]

No matter who wins, it'll get waved off by Cooper Dejean.

 

[Unregistered User]

nun chucks