The team that took the field the past two weeks will not win a conference game.
Let's get better!
So you're saying that, as of now, Iowa has shown you enough to make you believe they can pick up a road win at TCF to open conference play? Indiana just lost to Navy at home today and whipped an FCS team last week. Neither of those two teams have beaten an FBS team this season. We've beaten two, though admittedly not very good ones. This view seems to come from a perception that even the worst Big Ten team is better than the best team that we play out of conference, and that the 11 other Big Ten teams are currently bringing their A game, or will without a doubt be playing their best football when they play us.
Basically I don't think you should go with the blanketing view of "all conference games will be incredibly hard fought and each win is a major accomplishment," and instead look at the teams individually. Unless you genuinely believe that the Hawkeyes and Hoosiers have looked better in their last two games than we have, then I don't think it's right to say that, playing the way we have, we will not win a conference game.
As for my opinion, I think we win our next three games because I think we are a better team than each of Western Illinois, San Jose State, and Iowa and they are all at home. I would expect us to be favored in all three.
I would then expect us to lose the next three @Michigan, @Northwestern, and vs Nebraska at home because I think all three are better teams than we are, and two of them are on the road. Northwestern's good, and while they've beaten us five out of the last six times or something like that, only one of those was by more than one possession, so I wouldn't be shocked with a victory there, but I'm certainly not expecting it. Nebraska seemed less than dominating last week against Wyoming, didn't watch them this week, but they seem to have won by quite a comfortable margin.
I'm an optimist, so I'll predict a win at Indiana even though we haven't done well there in the recent past. They don't seem to have a great defense, so it might be a good opportunity to get the run game going, and maybe another defensive/special teams touchdown or two would be enough to beat them.
And I'll predict 0-3 in the last three because I don't think we are better than any of Penn State, Wisconsin, or Michigan State, though Michigan State hasn't been too impressive to start the season, primarily on offense, so maybe a win there is possible.
I predict 6-6, 2-6 in conference, though I think are a couple of good chances for upsets, so 3-5 wouldn't surprise me, assuming we win all the games we "should," and don't lose any we shouldn't.