This will not attract 5⭐️ recruits 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Yah-E]

Who was in charge of recruit visit photo back drops should be fired immediately! Seriously! We ain’t a children’s theme park!

It’s like we’re hosting a 5-year old birthday party!? We Chucky Cheesing!

 

[short ornery norwegian]

want to attract 5* recruits?

then the picture needs to include many, many, many images of dead presidents.

the only way a 5* recruit will ever consider MN is if the offer is accompanied by an NIL deal in the 6-figure range or higher.

shoot, even a high 4* recruit will be pricey.

that is the way the game is played now. you can choose to play, or you can choose to sit on the sidelines.

 

[Word]

Who was in charge of recruit visit photo back drops should be fired immediately! Seriously! We ain’t a children’s theme park!

It’s like we’re hosting a 5-year old birthday party!? We Chucky Cheesing!

That's not what they usually use. What's the story with this picture? Where did you find it?

 

[PhiloVance]

Marcus Stokes is available.

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

Who was in charge of recruit visit photo back drops should be fired immediately! Seriously! We ain’t a children’s theme park!

It’s like we’re hosting a 5-year old birthday party!? We Chucky Cheesing!

Maybe they were lonely?
That kid in the picture looks more like a middle schooler than a High Schooler

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

I wonder if someone chose that specifically.

That’s not the usual recruit photo.

 

[salzie]

We're not getting 5 stars in current NCAA climate.

Feel free to start fund raising for huge NIL deals and contribute instead of just bitching we won't get 5 stars

 

[fmlizard]

I wonder what the little plaque at the feet of that Gopher says?

Something tells me there's a story to this photo.

It's kind of like it's trying to be ironically funny, but not all the way. The plaque at the feet of the Gopher likely points the way.

 

[Live in the now]

Who was in charge of recruit visit photo back drops should be fired immediately! Seriously! We ain’t a children’s theme park!

It’s like we’re hosting a 5-year old birthday party!? We Chucky Cheesing!

First off chucky cheese is bad ass and I take offense to that. And secondly Minnesota has as good of a chance to get a 5 star in the nil era as i do with Tom Brady’s ex wife.

 

[BilldGopher]

First off chucky cheese is bad ass and I take offense to that. And secondly Minnesota has as good of a chance to get a 5 star in the nil era as i do with Tom Brady’s ex wife.

Don't count yourself out so quickly...

 

[Live in the now]

Don't count yourself out so quickly...

Thanks for that. I like the confidence, let’s goooooooooooooo

 

[Yah-E]

That's not what they usually use. What's the story with this picture? Where did you find it?

It was a tweet earlier today from one of our visiting recruits this past weekend! Can’t make this kind of crap up!

 

[Pompous Elitist]

I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile. Thanks YAH

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

It was a tweet earlier today from one of our visiting recruits this past weekend! Can’t make this kind of crap up!

Sophomore OT from Wisconsin-
No ranking/stars yet. So we dodged a bullet, eh?
I know I’m gonna sleep better now.

 

[Word]

It was a tweet earlier today from one of our visiting recruits this past weekend! Can’t make this kind of crap up!

Usually they just use a green screen which probably isn't super exciting either.

 

[go_gophers]

But we've got Gushers. Take THAT, OSU.

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

For the record… I like the home made style Goldy there.

It has character.

 

[2nd Degree Gopher]

It was a tweet earlier today from one of our visiting recruits this past weekend! Can’t make this kind of crap up!

He says he loved his time here and he posted the picture, why worry?

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

He says he loved his time here and he posted the picture, why worry?

Yah-e just pissed they didn’t send them that Goldy in his swag box

 

[Word]

He says he loved his time here and he posted the picture, why worry?

That's what Yah-E does! That and get lots of swag.

 

[Gophers1992]

Dang, I knew there was a reason we were missing out on all these 5 stars!