This offense is good enough to have a name. What should it be?

[Schnauzer]

Let's have some fun with this (as if we aren't already having fun this year).

 

[RememberMurray]

I love FleckBall, but it's derivative (TresselBall).

I think controlling time of possession is the crux of Fleck's philosophy. A nickname that's time-oriented would be good. That, or something based on ball-hogging, being selfish with the ball...

 

[FanSinceTheFifties]

Good suggestion. I'm eager to read what names are offered.

 

[GopherWeatherGuy]

Slash and Bash

 

[GopherTheJugular]

I'll let Beth Mowins weigh in first.... (I went with "Other").

 

[MNVCGUY]

I loved the 1000 cuts comment during the game but not sure I would go with that for a nickname. Something involving a boa-constrictor feels like it would work. The concept being a unit that slowly squeezes the life out of its opponent.

 

[RememberMurray]

I loved the 1000 cuts comment during the game but not sure I would go with that for a nickname. Something involving a boa-constrictor feels like it would work. The concept being a unit that slowly squeezes the life out of its opponent.

The constrictor thing has always resonated with me. Slow, painful, certain death.

The Anaconda Offense?

The Big Squeeze?

The Suffocator Offense?

 

[Schnauzer]

The constrictor thing has always resonated with me. Slow, painful, certain death.

The Anaconda Offense?

The Big Squeeze?

The Suffocator Offense?

I love "The Big Squeeze"

 

[Otis]

THE MINIONS!
seemingly indestructible and coming at you from everywhere!

And they love……
FULL BANANA!!!

NIL possibilities abound!

 

[MNVCGUY]

THE MINIONS!
seemingly indestructible and coming at you from everywhere!

And they love……
FULL BANANA!!!

That might work better for the D which also needs a nickname

 

[GopherTheJugular]

"Greatest Slow on Turf" - as in how slowly we move down the field to eventually score.

 

[Tully55]

KC's Masterpiece
Obvious reference to this years offense vs previous...and I love BBQ.

 

[Goldmember]

Ten Thousand Cuts

 

[Word]

Piranhas?

 

[Gopho Sapiens]

Slow Roast.

 

[gopher7]

Mortar and Pestle

 

[PMWinSTP]

Offense - Unstoppable Force
Defense - Immovable Object

 

[MNVCGUY]

Piranhas?

Another one for the Defense more than the offense

 

[jonnyganas]

Pair and a Spare mentioned that Brohm described our offense as one that will just bleed you.
Slow bleed offense?

 

[MaxyJR1]

"Death by Submission"

 

[highwayman]

I still like “The Dinkytown Strangler”

 

[imthewalrus]

The defender dilemma option offense.
The: “…take what they give executioner zone…” offense!

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

For the O -

Morgan & Mo Moving Company

 

[STPGopher]

I love FleckBall, but it's derivative (TresselBall).

I think controlling time of possession is the crux of Fleck's philosophy. A nickname that's time-oriented would be good. That, or something based on ball-hogging, being selfish with the ball...

(Boa) Constrictor Offense.

 

[Gold Rush]

They could do a play on Tanner Morgan's name ........MORE GUNS!!

Actually that might now be so good in today's anti-gun society but it would have worked 20-30 years ago!

 

[Xerxes_]

KC Slant

 

[short ornery norwegian]

The B1G T.O.P offense

(with T.O.P. of course, standing for Time of Possession)

and of course, every Big Top has to have clowns, which is why we play Nebraska..........

 

[MGGopher]

"Greatest Slow on Turf" - as in how slowly we move down the field to eventually score.

This is it right here, lol...love it.

 

[Mustang68]

POSSESSED, as in you're being possessed.

 

[GopherRock]

12 Yards and a Cloud of Pelletized Rubber