Spend four years at the U, get your degree, go to work in the metro section of a newspaper in another city, approach the sports editor when an opportunity presents itself for you to sh*t on your alma mater (kudos to the St Paul paper for picking up a story in the Detroit media):
http://www.twincities.com/gophers/ci_19248097
"Our coach for the next seven years, Jerry Kill, doesn't have the cleanest bill of health. He's a really genuine guy and seems like a great coach, but you'd be hard-pressed to find many 18-year-olds who want to play for a guy who might collapse at any time."
http://www.twincities.com/gophers/ci_19248097
"Our coach for the next seven years, Jerry Kill, doesn't have the cleanest bill of health. He's a really genuine guy and seems like a great coach, but you'd be hard-pressed to find many 18-year-olds who want to play for a guy who might collapse at any time."