Still given up them tickets?

[highwayman]

$35 a game is soooooooo cheap for college football.

 

[Sir Tipsy McStagger]

Supporting the program, getting to know the people around me, etc... all great reason.

However, my primary reason is this:

When I die, I will be able to say that nobody has ever sat in my seat during a Gopher Football game at The Bank. If the University will allow it, I will be embalmed, placed in my seat, and have a glass cube installed around me to ensure that nobody sits in my seat after I am gone and my corpse will be present at all games for eternity (or until they tear the stadium down). Also, if possible, my corpse will be fitted with some mechanical devices that will make "me" stand up for the Rouser.

 

[tikited]

Supporting the program, getting to know the people around me, etc... all great reason.

However, my primary reason is this:

When I die, I will be able to say that nobody has ever sat in my seat during a Gopher Football game at The Bank. If the University will allow it, I will be embalmed, placed in my seat, and have a glass cube installed around me to ensure that nobody sits in my seat after I am gone and my corpse will be present at all games for eternity (or until they tear the stadium down). Also, if possible, my corpse will be fitted with some mechanical devices that will make "me" stand up for the Rouser.

I think you should have the glass cube set-up for different colored lights. When things aren't going well, a blue hue would appear. When things are maddening, fire red. When we score a touchdown, a combo of maroon and gold would be nice. etc, etc... Maybe even fireworks going- on inside the tube when we win? So many ideas to consider.

 

[Sir Tipsy McStagger]

I think you should have the glass cube set-up for different colored lights. When things aren't going well, a blue hue would appear. When things are maddening, fire red. When we score a touchdown, a combo of maroon and gold would be nice. etc, etc... Maybe even fireworks going- on inside the tube when we win? So many ideas to consider.

Great ideas, Tikited! Thank you for your thoughtful input.

If I continue to profit so handsomely from the response to the 9/11 farce, I will also invest in some sort of device that will fly my corpse around the stadium after a Gopher victory. The device will leave a trail of maroon and gold smoke and fireworks too.