Souhan wants to get personal, let's get personal! Jack Pot! His online dating profile

[GopherHoleDigger]

I do not read any of his tripe, but let's take the high road. If a man wants to hang himself with his own rope I say let him. But lets not show how childish and vengeful we can be. This is really quite classless.

 

[stocker08]

The first thing people notice about me:
I'm confident, friendly and fit. I look people in the eye and engage them, and I have a quick wit.

What the? This guy gets paid to write?

 

[gopherdudepart2]

I would like to get back to talking about football, this Souhan stuff is getting a little tired.

 

[FireDaveLee]

"Oh, you caught me. I like to break a mental sweat too."

 

[Replacement Gopher]

Why is he resting his elbows on a bar stool?

 

[PupsMaroon]

Let's grow up people!!

 

[Unregistered User]

Yes, I work out.

 

[mngolf]

What dating site is that?

EHarmony

 

[lexicalNinja]

Yes, I work out.

I think he's more of a Prancercizer

 

[Twinsfan007]

hahahahah That's pure Gold!! I love it!

 

[Replacement Gopher]

If he is so witty and so fit, why is he on eHarmony?

 

[everybody knows my name]

No, no, no. Don't stoop so low.

 

[stocker08]

 

[GophersInIowa]

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/12970385@N06/9788286134/" title="Souhan #3 by jareds1431, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7299/9788286134_b0230a7bc8.jpg" width="419" height="422" alt="Souhan #3"></a>

 

[Unregistered User]

Just look how fit I am!

 

[gopherdudepart2]

Yes, I work out.

"I'm sexy and I know it"

 

[t-docious]

photshop fun!

 

[t-docious]

ahh hell. i cant figure out how to upload on this site.

https://twitter.com/t_docious/status/380046907776577536/photo/1

 

[Mean Joe]

I don't understand why people think this thread is a good idea. I remember when I was in junior high and thought stuff like this was funny

 

[Maximus]

I don't understand why people think this thread is a good idea. I remember when I was in junior high and thought stuff like this was funny

Imagine the reaction to this thread from the man we are allegedly supporting against the big, bad media? This is beyond pathetic. While Jerry Kill will likely have very little to say to/about Jim Souhan, he would no doubt give the "fans" in this thread a big, ol' take a hike.

 

[GopherinPhilly]

It's satire people...he opened himself up to mockery with his idiotic column and I think he deserves a kick in the pants. Lets not over react to satire. This nation was founded on the backs of satire by revolutionaries kicking Goerge V in the arse over taxes and we have never looked back.

 

[GopherLady]

Hahah. Now someone make fake profiles of women and message him!

You guys are horrible! Trust me, it's tough even being in the semi public eye. I am doing the online dating thing too - and knowing people like you are out there, makes me extremely paranoid. I actually think one of my GH stalkers tried to catfish me 2 weeks ago, and it's not cool, this is someone's personal life.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/12970385@N06/9788286134/" title="Souhan #3 by jareds1431, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7299/9788286134_b0230a7bc8.jpg" width="419" height="422" alt="Souhan #3"></a>

This, I actually do think is funny. But this could have been done with any old Souhan pic. There's so much to make fun of him for professionally, no need to dip into the personal side. Just my opinion....