Since no one else has done it yet...

[GopherRock]

WHO

 

[GopherBeef]

HATES

 

[50PoundHead]

He Hate Me?

 

[TubbytownUSA]

IOWA?

 

[gophergrad]

WE

 

[Khaliq]

MANY OF THE FARM ANIMALS THEIR FANS SEXUALLY ABUSE.

 

[GopherLady]

HATE

 

[TubbytownUSA]

AND THE GOPHER FANS WHO HAD TO WITNESS THEIR SEXUAL CONQUESTS INSIDE OUR BATHROOMS

 

[borninthebarn]

IOWA

 

[GopherOnWheels]

thank u so much for this +1

 

[Ski U Mah Gopher]

IOWA

 

[awag777]

This seems like as good a place as any to post this (And other stories if anyone has them)

http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/69573482.html

 

[mittens22]

You stay classy Gopher fans.

 

[Khaliq]

You stay classy Gopher fans.

You get out, mittens.

 

[mittens22]

Alright internet tough guy.

 

[GopherRock]

Let's try this again...

WHO

 

[Khaliq]

Alright internet tough guy.

No I mean you really should get out. You don't belong here.

Class is overrated anyways.

 

[amateurdwarftosser]

Mittens, your fans have waived the right to call our fans classless when 2 of your fans had sex in the Metrodump's bathroom during last year's Hawkeye blowout.

To add insult to injury, the readers digest version of the story is that they arranged the hookup on the internet, met up, did their thing, got arrested, and she had to get bailed out by her husband (who was NOT the guy she had sex with in the stall).

So, get off our cases about class.

 

[Khaliq]

Is that really worse than two guys going at it on a park bench in Loring Park?

Did you just seriously imply that homosexuality is akin to bestiality? How did you get the internet back in the 50s?

 

[frozengopher]

HATES