They have never been attacked with a nuclear weapon.
One of my best friends was born there.
So was John Wayne (Marion Morrison).
My dog came from there and he is the greatest. And we named him after Siebert field so he has no Hawkeye blood in him.
Your dog's name is Dick? Well, I guess that's as good a name for Iowa as anything else I of heard.
The Visitor's Center on the MN/IA border has clean bathrooms.