My guess is he had an idea for this column before the game even started and just expected the Gophers to lose and the crowd to be subdued. That simply didn't happen. I wasn't there, but it seemed like the crowd was full of life. What a terrible, negative article.
Bingo! Spot on! Was surprised last night to see Bleed post this 10 minutes after I got home. He's good, but Reusse had most of this written before the game. Basic premise was to point out how pathetic another U team is. So we pick a game at the Barn at its finest between the U's fiercest coach and probably our fans' most hated coach that was played almost 40 years ago. And we're going to contrast it with a game that starts at 8:15 on a Tuesday against a non-conference team most fans know nothing about. The fact the Gophers won doesn't allow Reusse to ridicule quite as much, but, hell, let's go with the basic premise.
No mention of how the team scrapped; or how Elliott surprised everyone; or how Rodney seemed to play better and be more comfortable at power forward; or how the ball movement in general seemed a whole lot better, etc. That would have meant we throw out some of our historical research or maybe even have to work a new angle.
Some folks who seem to always come up with the, "Reusse's points are hard to refute," miss the big picture. Like, why the constant negative drumbeat against University athletics? That's what people react to. Here was a chance for something fresh from him, but it still didn't happen.
Hell, I'll give you a "Reusse column" about Reusse.
It's been almost 40 years since a bright young sportswriter from Fulda came onto to the sports scene in the Twin Cities. Pat Reusse's irreverent style combined a love of sports with an entertaining wit that was a breath of fresh air to reader's of the sports pages. (Insert a couple of young Pat's good lines here.) (Tell a story about some adventure young Pat during his drinking days here.) (Since he likes facts, let's throw in the Pioneer Press's circulation numbers from 1972 here.)
(Mention some old guy named Ralph reading the Tribune sports page at a Starbucks to comment on the current column here.)
Ralph from Circle Pines put down the paper without even looking at the story about Glen Taylor at the top of the page. Someone sitting near Ralph commented as Ralph yawned, "Boy, you sure don't seem that excited about that story on the Gopher game last night."
Ralph mumbled something about why does the guy now fill over half of his typical column nowdays telling you about something that happened 20 or 30 or 40 years ago. "Seems to me that's sort of lazy," Ralph said. "Heck, I'm old and I'm tired of reading about the old days. Can't imagine what some 20 year old thinks of these columns." Unfortunately, Ralph is on to something about Reusse. Oh, he still tries to be funny after his Newt-like history lessons, but his writing now is filled with nastiness instead of humor. Sorry, Ralph, that's the best Reusse can do now days. What was once fresh and fun has now become old and without a point. The fun has gone from the writing and all that's left is cynical negativity as the man mainly is interested in waging a personal war with Gopher fans.