That's not hyperbole.
There might be more than 3 reasons why someone might be saying Shortell should be playing, but none of them are any better reasons than the three I just listed.
No doubt about it, I think anybody who thinks Shortell should be seeing significant minutes right now is high on crack. Gray has really stepped up his play over the last month and it's been awesome to see. The way he's been playing is essentially what this offense needs from that position in order to be successful. He's looked like the QB we all hoped he would be.
That doesn't change the fact that Gray was a dumpster fire in the first 4-6 weeks of the season. At that point, yes, I have no problem admitting I'm one who thought Shortell should be playing as much as, if not more than, Gray. I still think he's a better passer/thrower than Gray ever will be and he's not nearly as limited running the football as some people seem to think. For a true freshman, he showed great poise, vision of the field, and good movement and footwork in the pocket to extend the play.
That being said, Shortell may never be a good fit for this offense. His strengths, at least in my opinion, may not fit the needs of the offense. It's quite possible that he doesn't ever play significant minutes for the Gophers again. That's unfortunate because I saw some things from him that lead me to believe that he could be really good.
Bottom line, the way Gray is playing he should get all the snaps this Saturday as well as all next year. He's stepped up his game tremendously and he deserves to be the Man. By far, he gives the Gophers the best chance to win and they need to keep feeding him. Here's hoping he continues to grow and develop through the offseason and into next year.