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Only because Chuck Norris is awaiting a felony assault trial in Florida and his AD is too big of a boob to let him participate while waiting for the trial to be resolved. Otherwise Chuck Norris would be dominating this thread.
 

When does this thread get an e-mail from Tubby for its behavior?
 

This forum is going to recruit a blue chip point guard for men's BB, a blue chip QB for FB, a blue chip big gal for the women's BB team, and a blue chip replacement for Rick Mons on the GopherHole.
 

This thread just lost again by 1 point and should be run out of town!!!
 

I'd also like to blame all the middle-age, white posters content to sit on their ass for the failure of this thread.
 


While the best poster on the leading thread went down with writer's block, this thread did a great job of posting to the top. But once again the posters on this thread continued to make spelling and grammatical errors when it really mattered. The last poster had a chance for a great punchline but his joke sailed over everyone's heads.
 



This thread had a chance to say something profound, but it called a time-out so it could organize its thoughts. Its thoughts ended up gibberish, and now people are saying the thread should have just kept going.
 



The thing I didn't understand was:

What was the difference between this thread and the thread a couple of weeks ago, when no TO was called?
 



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Rick Mons's OP truly explains why everyone on this thread is so confused. Damn you Rick Mons, you bit off more than you can chew. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. You have got everyone involved in places where none belong. Thank God we have GopherLady to settle all of us down.
 



I heard from a reliable source that this thread was illegitimately born from the two Iowa threads that made love in the Metrodome bathroom.
 

Rick Mons's OP truly explains why everyone on this thread is so confused. Damn you Rick Mons, you bit off more than you can chew. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. You have got everyone involved in places where none belong. Thank God we have GopherLady to settle all of us down.

GopherLady may be able to settle some people down but the rodents will always run wild.
 

This thread took Rick Mons and his son Alec shopping at Walmart. When Rick and this thread came back to find the car, they found out that Alec took the car and met Tubby at the Downtown Hooters for some one on one basketball talk.
 

This thread was hoping to make the NCAA tournament, but after an embarrassing 25 point loss to Michigan the thread has retired to lick its wounds.
 

KFAN gets all crabby when Brewster does his positivity speech, but today PA had on Chris Wright from the Timberwolves and that guy was going on about the Wolves possibilities and why fans should get on board. wait, KFAN is the wolves station.
 

Right now this thread is on pins and needles waiting to see if it is going to be picked to go to the Big Dance.
 

Right now this thread is on pins and needles waiting to see if it is going to be picked to go to the Big Dance.

I thought this thread was drinking beer and enjoying a good game.
 

This thread is thinking Bryant Allen would be a fairly attractive female.
 

This thread is dancing for the second consecutive year!!

Go Gophers!!
 

This thread is happy that it is going to the closest location in the Dance.
 

Don't get too excited.

This thread doesn't count anyways..... Evan Turner wasn't part of it.
 


Apparently, this thread will never die.

meister...Let's hope not. This thread is the most popular thread in the history of the internet. And this thread does not need YouTube or Facebook to be awesome. This thread loves all of the GopherHole posters, even the trolls.
 

This thread is making flippy floppy
 


This Thread

Got Rielle Hunter pregnant and is responsible for the Toyota Prius fiasco
 

"I would like to take this great thread fishing," the old Gopher said. "They said his father was a fisherman. Maybe he was as poor as we are and would understand."
-Ernest Hemingway
The Old Gopher and the Sea
 




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