Only an Iowa fan could work the Cooper DeJean non-fair-catch argument into his obituary.

[spermophilus]

One only wonders how the Lois Feldman obituary will read. Perhaps both “pearl” and “pearly” will appear? “Two deep”? “A-gap”? “Fluid hips”? Etc. . .

 

[Slim Tubby]

One only wonders how the Lois Feldman obituary will read. Perhaps both “pearl” and “pearly” will appear? “Two deep”? “A-gap”? “Fluid hips”? Etc. . .

I wonder if she'll be remembered as a wide receiver or tight end. She certainly displayed "positional flexibility" but creating separation was also a problem for her.

 

[Spaulding!No!]

These are great responses!

 

[GopherGrit]

I wouldn't have felt bad about doing a RAH! at the end

Followed by Ain ain no mercy, ain ain-ain no mercy!

 

[EG#9]

It shows how amazingly good that fanbase has had things. Imagine being so upset about a correctly called penalty that you just ignore that you still had the ball with over a minute left and needed just ~30 yards to have a shot at a game winning field goal. Minnesota out gained them by over 100 yards and the only TD of the game was aided by a personal foul call on Tyler Nubin. This literally wouldn't make the top 20 of games Minnesota has lost in my lifetime. Michigan State and Penn State had more reason to be upset by officiating in their losses at Iowa just this past season.

For the love of god can we please stop losing to that program.