Only an Iowa fan could work the Cooper DeJean non-fair-catch argument into his obituary.

[spermophilus]

One only wonders how the Lois Feldman obituary will read. Perhaps both “pearl” and “pearly” will appear? “Two deep”? “A-gap”? “Fluid hips”? Etc. . .

 

[Slim Tubby]

One only wonders how the Lois Feldman obituary will read. Perhaps both “pearl” and “pearly” will appear? “Two deep”? “A-gap”? “Fluid hips”? Etc. . .

I wonder if she'll be remembered as a wide receiver or tight end. She certainly displayed "positional flexibility" but creating separation was also a problem for her.