One of Coach Kill's messages to Gopher players...



Wow, the big brains are coming out of the woodwork now!

You have clearly proven that I am no match for your intellect.

How did you state it so eloquently in a previous post? Ah, here it is: "Ya...ok...uh huh......"

The mental gymnastics you must have endured to provide that bit of genius is truly inspiring.
 

Why should that be of concern to someone who couldn't even get his name correct on the LSAT?

Watch out, Bob, this is the guy you're verbally sparring with!

Is that a studio or 1 bedroom apartment?
 

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Why should that be of concern to someone who couldn't even get his name correct on the LSAT?

Ooooo...burn

What does that say about you if someone "who couldn't get their name right on the LSAT" is teaching you basic legal concepts of libel and standard of proof?
 


I actually don't think it's Pantherhawk, I think it's HFG from the KFAN boards. There just aren't enough rolling smiley faces for it to be Pantherhawk and the online play lawyer thing is HFG's shtick.
 

I actually don't think it's Pantherhawk, I think it's HFG from the KFAN boards. There just aren't enough rolling smiley faces for it to be Pantherhawk and the online play lawyer thing is HFG's shtick.

Agreed. The writing style is all wrong. I don't know about the KFAN boards as I don't frequent them. What a sad life. And he really doesn't seem to understand just how foolish he sounds here.
 



Wow - This guy is too spectacularly obnoxious for even me to ignore. Impressive.

Libel is an interesting accusation, considering all I really said was that Ferentz doesn't run a very tight ship (surely opinion, but certainly not libelous, and that DJK was arrested (fact), and then speculated on the nature of the press conference today.

I've got it! You MUST be James Ferentz. Its okay, I won't say anything else slightly upsetting to you about your Daddy any more.
 

That's funny, because I don't feel all that enlightened, professor.


That's because it is obviously over your head. You can't teach division to a dog.

I am the furthest thing from a professor and I don't think i've ever talked to anyone on this board like they were intellectually inferior to myself. In fact, all of the legal concepts you have brought are ideas that I have minimal knowledge. I just know enough to know when you are using them at completely inappropriate times and contexts. I probably wouldn't have even bothered to correct you but you felt the need to act like you were smarter than everyone on this board.
 

Agreed. The writing style is all wrong. I don't know about the KFAN boards as I don't frequent them. What a sad life. And he really doesn't seem to understand just how foolish he sounds here.

Not as foolish as someone who refers to himself as a "Wild animal with a keyboard," should.
 

Wow - This guy is too spectacularly obnoxious for even me to ignore. Impressive.

Libel is an interesting accusation, considering all I really said was that Ferentz doesn't run a very tight ship (surely opinion, but certainly not libelous, and that DJK was arrested (fact), and then speculated on the nature of the press conference today.

I've got it! You MUST be James Ferentz. Its okay, I won't say anything else slightly upsetting to you about your Daddy any more.


What makes it even better is that the same person accusing others of libel also bashed the same people for using terms like "supposedly" and "allegedly" when talking about the drug house.
 



That's because it is obviously over your head. You can't teach division to a dog.

I am the furthest thing from a professor and I don't think i've ever talked to anyone on this board like they were intellectually inferior to myself. In fact, all of the legal concepts you have brought are ideas that I have minimal knowledge. I just know enough to know when you are using them at completely inappropriate times and contexts. I probably wouldn't have even bothered to correct you but you felt the need to act like you were smarter than everyone on this board.

Got it! Now, can I get some more lessons while you clean my carpets? Maybe you could help me figure out some foreclosure deals or re-adjust my portfolio.....whatever, as long as you are done by 5:00. How about Friday?
 

Not as foolish as someone who refers to himself as a "Wild animal with a keyboard," should.

That is in reference to a thread, long ago buried. Maybe you could direct me where, within the law library I might find the users manual for chat board sig lines. This is something that needs to be taken more seriously.

That pain you feel for you beloved Hawks, and their plummet at the end of the year will pass.

Its not your fault.
Its not your fault.
Its not your fault.

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Its not your fault.
Its not your fault.
 

What makes it even better is that the same person accusing others of libel also bashed the same people for using terms like "supposedly" and "allegedly" when talking about the drug house.

My God.....stunning....it is really. Do you have a guardian or caretaker?
 

What makes it even better is that the same person accusing others of libel also bashed the same people for using terms like "supposedly" and "allegedly" when talking about the drug house.

"well, it's a pretty well known fact that Robinson failed his test" < Describe this, F. Lee?
 

But Klondike, you being a complete jack-hole on this board is your fault.

Now use one of you cute phrases about me and name calling, etc. Like you asking me whether or not I too have a guardian or caretaker.
 


You mean like sitting here and libeling these guys all day without any driver other than a pipe dream? Oh wait, it's ok because this isn't a court room--who cares if I sound like a moron on my own time at the gopherhole!

Just a question to you legal minds out there, but wouldn't it be libelous to accuse that someone was being libelous, when in fact they were not (see above).

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin.
 

Watch out...he looks like he knows how to use that child's toy!

And he's pretending to be an attorney!11!!111111

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"well, it's a pretty well known fact that Robinson failed his test" < Describe this, F. Lee?

Again, i'm not a legal expert, I just know enough to call out someone who is claiming to be one online.

That statement is still nowhere near libelous. At least you tried with logic instead of "clean my carpet" or "do you have a guardian?" So I will give you kudos for making an attempt.

Now, go back into that Black's Legal Dictionary and give it a couple more reads, someone might have written something libelous in this thread.
 

OK, class is over for today. Here is today's summary...everyone is standing in a circle having a pissing contest and the wind is blowing into everyone's face. Whooooo Whaaaaaaaa!!!
 

Awesome

OK, class is over for today. Here is today's summary...everyone is standing in a circle having a pissing contest and the wind is blowing into everyone's face. Whooooo Whaaaaaaaa!!!

I'm finding myself so overwhelmingly entertained reading the evolution of this thread that I completely forgot what they were arguing about, much less what the original post was about...

and I don't even mind.
 

Again, i'm not a legal expert, I just know enough to call out someone who is claiming to be one online.

That statement is still nowhere near libelous. At least you tried with logic instead of "clean my carpet" or "do you have a guardian?" So I will give you kudos for making an attempt.

Now, go back into that Black's Legal Dictionary and give it a couple more reads, someone might have written something libelous in this thread.

lol......Just where the f@@k did I claim to be a legal expert?
 





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