Official What I HATE about Wisconsin Thread

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Unregistered User said:
Are you turned on by this:

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Or is it too alive for your taste?
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You shouldn't be posting pictures of your mother like that. God is she ugly.
 





Everything! (Except Culvers and Kohls, Menards and Leinenkugels)
 

tap said:
Sorry I didn't make my self clear. Yes, we did lose to in the 1961 Rose Bowl to Wash 17-7, but still finished # 1. The Gophers won the 1962 Rose Bowl over UCLA.
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Still not clear, old bean. You said that you watched "it" on TV. The "it" obviously refers to "the last National Championship" [sic]. So, I'll ask again, what did you watch? The award ceremony on ESPN?
 

I do not hate Wisconsin as I don't want to be invested emotionally with "those" people . As a whole the state is nice but the people are very simple. Take Badgers, Packers, and Brewers out of any statement and you are left with someone standing there with their mouth wide open. If I were going to put any thought into it at all I could say they are basically white trash.
 




ArchibaldMThrockmortonIII said:
Still not clear, old bean. You said that you watched "it" on TV. The "it" obviously refers to "the last National Championship" [sic]. So, I'll ask again, what did you watch? The award ceremony on ESPN?
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I'll type this slowly so you can keep up:

The first NCAA football game broadcast in color was the 1961 season Rose Bowl (played January 1, 1962) featuring Reigning National Champion Minnesota vs. UCLA. Minnesota prevailed 21-3.

So where did you watch, read about, or listen to any of your National Championships?

I'll patiently wait for your response.
 

Delicious hate from MV today: http://fringebowlteamblog.com/?q=blog/we-have-not-forgotten-why-we-hate&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

What do you say to folks who think their program started in 1993?

What do you say to a fan base whose most famous game day tradition started in 1998, using a song from 1992, among other fantastic displays of fan behavior such as "asshole" chants from the student section and the super slow-moving crowd wave.

You tell them the truth about their program, and you give them a history lesson.

Your beloved BADgers went 30 years between Big Ten titles. You had 24 losing seasons out of those 30, with an overall winning percentage of 36.73% and a Big Ten winning percentage of 33.19%. You had eight consecutive losing seasons prior to 1993. Your hoops program went 54 years in between Big Ten titles, 42 years without any post-season berth, with 33 losing seasons, an overall 46.47% winning percentage and 36.64% winning percentage in conference play. Your "hallowed" Camp Randall Stadium was once so empty and the enthusiasm so scarce that on game day, you could fire a cannon into the streets without hitting anyone. The "fabled" Kohl Center? That didn't open until 1998.

Your mythical national title run in 1993? We derailed that. Your mythical national title run in 2011? That evaporated because Bielema doesn't believe in coaching prevent defense. Russell Wilson's Heisman campaign? Fun while it lasted /snorts. Easy path to the Rose Bowl? The lack of a fat running back invalidates what would be any semblance of a championship berth in Madison.

Your head coach is 14-12 on the road. Your program, in 62 total meetings in Minneapolis, has won by more than a touchdown exactly 8 times -- you are 38-22-2 in Minneapolis over the course of the rivalry. You have never won more than 3 consecutive games in Minneapolis, the length of your current streak.

A whole generation of your fans has grown up arrogant, believing Wisconsin football and basketball have joined the Pantheon of Big Ten giants as a premier athletic department. You haven't, nor will you ever. Barry Alvarez is not Bo Schembechler or Woody Hayes. *&^!#*&^!#*&^!#*&^!#, he's not even your Hayden Fry -- the same Fry whom coached Bielema for the the team inked into Bret's ankle. You are still handcuffed by the miserable distinction of being location in Madison, a place where Minnesotans and Chicago-land natives may chose to engage in moral depravity and excessive binge drinking for a period of four years but eventually people grow up and realize bumbling around State Street on Halloween like sots loses its appeal. The party ends, just like it will for the Badgers.

You may end up winning this Saturday, but you will not compete for national championship despite your most delusional hubris. The Badgers are not a team that consistently competes for a Big Ten title every year, nor will you ever be. You're Wisconsin, a place routinely ridiculed in film, prime breeding ground for serial killers and a state full of sloppy alcoholics.

We may have a history of sucking and now yearn for the days of Glen Mason and an era of fringe bowl berths, but we are not Wisconsin. We don't Photoshop minorities into our Undergraduate Application nor do we have to suspend our marching band for drunken disorderly and sexual misconduct. We do not parade around a skunk in a popcorn box as a mascot.

You may have forgotten that you were once the long time whipping post of the Big Ten but we haven't. Before you experience delusions of grandeur, perhaps it would be proper to reflect on those times and truly appreciate what Alvarez did for your *&^!#*&^!#*&^!#*&^!# hole of an athletic department.
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Let's keep this posting going....just because hating Wisconsin is funny.
 




Crawford-Tufts chimes in on the theme:

Crawford-Tufts was injured against Michigan State when he took a helmet to the quadriceps on a kickoff return. But he cleared up any doubt he'll play Saturday against Wisconsin.

The freshman said Wednesday that he has practiced all week and will be playing in the Battle for Paul Bunyan's Axe. In fact, he wouldn't miss it.

"I hate Wisconsin. I always have. The Packers, the Wisconsin Badgers, everybody," he said. "I have watched all the Wisconsin games for a long time and I am excited to play in this one."

The freshman from Edina said he was offered a scholarship by Wisconsin but he "didn't really even think about it" and wanted to stay home in Minnesota.

Crawford-Tufts -- like everyone who spoke this week -- said how big it would be for the "U" to win the Axe from Wisconsin for the first time since 2003.

"It would probably be the greatest thing that's ever happened to me," he said.

http://www.1500espn.com/sportswire/...e_on_MarQueis_Grays_apparent_turnaround110911

Go Gophers!!
 


I hate highway 29 for the following reasons:

1. There is always construction which includes one lane being closed for miles and miles for no reason at all.
2. It is the most boring highway to drive on.
3. Their concept of road construction is putting many signs that say bump on it instead of fixing it.

One thing I love about 29:

The amish crossing signs.

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Always makes me laugh. It's as if they think of them as animals.
 

Unregistered User said:
I'll type this slowly so you can keep up:

The first NCAA football game broadcast in color was the 1961 season Rose Bowl (played January 1, 1962) featuring Reigning National Champion Minnesota vs. UCLA. Minnesota prevailed 21-3.
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You sir, are quite the ill-manned lout. Are you sure you're not a Yalie? That said, you are also ill-informed. The Gophers were not "Reigning National Champion" [sic] when the 1962 Rose Bowl was played. Alabama was voted champs in December of the previous year. The Gophers were not even Big Ten champions for the 1961 season.

Unregistered User said:
So where did you watch, read about, or listen to any of your National Championships?

I'll patiently wait for your response.
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I've read quite a bit about our 26 championships, thank you. Alas, I am too young to have watched or listened to any of the games during those many, many championship years. Is it your position that championships awarded before one's birth don't count?

Keep your pecker up,
Archie
 

ArchibaldMThrockmortonIII said:
I've read quite a bit about our 26 championships, thank you. Alas, I am too young to have watched or listened to any of the games during those many, many championship years. Is it your position that championships awarded before one's birth don't count?
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Can you provide me with a link or anything to where Wisconsin has 26 national championships? From my research Wisconsin has only been selected once as national champion by any of the 23 polls used ever to select national champion. (They were chosen by the Helms Athletic Foundation in 1942) Minnesota has been selected 7 different times by the way.
 

zambam said:
Can you provide me with a link or anything to where Wisconsin has 26 national championships? From my research Wisconsin has only been selected once as national champion by any of the 23 polls used ever to select national champion. (They were chosen by the Helms Athletic Foundation in 1942) Minnesota has been selected 7 different times by the way.
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^ Doesn't get it
 



Bret, the unyielding prick he is, when asked about the Penn St. situation today said "Guess it's a good time to be a badger fan"

I didn't think i could hate that man, or Wisconsin more, but then Bret goes and surprises me.
 

justthefacts said:
Archibald is from Princeton. Check out his avatar and/or his signature.
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I just thought the avatar was some stock picture and the signature would require me googling it, which wasn't going to happen to be honest. Lol. But I apologizing for insinuating he is a Badger fan.
 

gophergrad said:
Bret, the unyielding prick he is, when asked about the Penn St. situation today said "Guess it's a good time to be a badger fan"

I didn't think i could hate that man, or Wisconsin more, but then Bret goes and surprises me.
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That's actually not the way the question was asked or answered.
 

Delicious hate from MV today:

What do you say to folks who think their program started in 1993?

What do you say to a fan base whose most famous game day tradition started in 1998, using a song from 1992, among other fantastic displays of fan behavior such as "asshole" chants from the student section and the super slow-moving crowd wave.

You tell them the truth about their program, and you give them a history lesson.

Your beloved BADgers went 30 years between Big Ten titles. You had 24 losing seasons out of those 30, with an overall winning percentage of 36.73% and a Big Ten winning percentage of 33.19%. You had eight consecutive losing seasons prior to 1993. Your hoops program went 54 years in between Big Ten titles, 42 years without any post-season berth, with 33 losing seasons, an overall 46.47% winning percentage and 36.64% winning percentage in conference play. Your "hallowed" Camp Randall Stadium was once so empty and the enthusiasm so scarce that on game day, you could fire a cannon into the streets without hitting anyone. The "fabled" Kohl Center? That didn't open until 1998.

Your mythical national title run in 1993? We derailed that. Your mythical national title run in 2011? That evaporated because Bielema doesn't believe in coaching prevent defense. Russell Wilson's Heisman campaign? Fun while it lasted /snorts. Easy path to the Rose Bowl? The lack of a fat running back invalidates what would be any semblance of a championship berth in Madison.

Your head coach is 14-12 on the road. Your program, in 62 total meetings in Minneapolis, has won by more than a touchdown exactly 8 times -- you are 38-22-2 in Minneapolis over the course of the rivalry. You have never won more than 3 consecutive games in Minneapolis, the length of your current streak.

A whole generation of your fans has grown up arrogant, believing Wisconsin football and basketball have joined the Pantheon of Big Ten giants as a premier athletic department. You haven't, nor will you ever. Barry Alvarez is not Bo Schembechler or Woody Hayes. *&^!#*&^!#*&^!#*&^!#, he's not even your Hayden Fry -- the same Fry whom coached Bielema for the the team inked into Bret's ankle. You are still handcuffed by the miserable distinction of being location in Madison, a place where Minnesotans and Chicago-land natives may chose to engage in moral depravity and excessive binge drinking for a period of four years but eventually people grow up and realize bumbling around State Street on Halloween like sots loses its appeal. The party ends, just like it will for the Badgers.

You may end up winning this Saturday, but you will not compete for national championship despite your most delusional hubris. The Badgers are not a team that consistently competes for a Big Ten title every year, nor will you ever be. You're Wisconsin, a place routinely ridiculed in film, prime breeding ground for serial killers and a state full of sloppy alcoholics.

We may have a history of sucking and now yearn for the days of Glen Mason and an era of fringe bowl berths, but we are not Wisconsin. We don't Photoshop minorities into our Undergraduate Application nor do we have to suspend our marching band for drunken disorderly and sexual misconduct. We do not parade around a skunk in a popcorn box as a mascot.

You may have forgotten that you were once the long time whipping post of the Big Ten but we haven't. Before you experience delusions of grandeur, perhaps it would be proper to reflect on those times and truly appreciate what Alvarez did for your *&^!#*&^!#*&^!#*&^!# hole of an athletic department.
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That is some serious hate. I think I will root for the Gophers, just so this guy does not kill himself after the game.
 

zambam said:
Idk what there is for me to get?
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Perhaps I could be so bold as to suggest that a cursory understanding of the English alphabet might serve you well in you future endeavors. Here's an easy one to start you on your journey: "P" is not the first letter in "Wisconsin."

Is this zambam fellow emblematic of the type of scholar vomited forth by your institution? I knew that Minnesota was a public institution, but I was under the impression that even public universities have standards.

Best,
Archie
 

ArchibaldMThrockmortonIII said:
Perhaps I could be so bold as to suggest that a cursory understanding of the English alphabet might serve you well in you future endeavors. Here's an easy one to start you on your journey: "P" is not the first letter in "Wisconsin."

Is this zambam fellow emblematic of the type of scholar vomited forth by your institution? I knew that Minnesota was a public institution, but I was under the impression that even public universities have standards.

Best,
Archie
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Look up a couple of posts.
 

Double post I know, but it's worth it.
Commercial just came on with Aaron Rodgers saying "Unfortunately Wisconsin has the highest drunk driving rate in the country." Definitely a reason to hate?
 

I love the TYME machine reference. I will never forget the first time I was asked where the nearest TYME machine was. In closing, Tony Mandarich.
 

zambam said:
Double post I know, but it's worth it.
Commercial just came on with Aaron Rodgers saying "Unfortunately Wisconsin has the highest drunk driving rate in the country." Definitely a reason to hate?
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Speaking of Aaron Rodgers, does anyone see the irony in his State Farm commercial? He's complaining about people "stealing" his TD celebration, when in fact he copied it from this guy:

<img src="http://www.almightyphilly.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/freddiemitchellhair.jpg" />
 

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