***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA VS WEST VIRGINIA GUARANTEED RATE BOWL IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

[RogueGopher]

Doege getting murdered out there

 

[GopherPharmaBiz]

I hope we don’t just kneel it out here

 

[UpAndUnder43]

Doege getting murdered out there

May not last the game. 5-6 hard hits

 

[Homerpalooza]

Not gonna lie. i like this.

 

[Torres9]

Keep,swallowing proactively on each sip. Train your body.

As an actress said to a bishop

 

[Nax5]

Always disappointed with kneeling it.

 

[matt]

Come on, at least give a pitch to Bucky and see how many ankles he can break.

 

[UpAndUnder43]

I hope we don’t just kneel it out here

Up 2 scores with the ball coming to us. I’m good with it.

 

[stocker08]

Is Dixon wearing a hoodie? In Arizona?

And first half (-3) hits. Would have been a shame to lose that bet.

 

[#2Gopher]

Hopefully Oliver just has a stinger or something

 

[saintpaulguy]

Anybody else hear Tim Meadows when this guy speaks?

 

[FullBanana]

WVU got physically beat up that half. Not they get to get cold for 30 minutes.

 

[Word]

Hey, no kink shaming.

I'm just asking a question.

 

[#2Gopher]

Is Dixon wearing a hoodie? In Arizona?

And first half (-3) hits. Would have been a shame to lose that bet.

Many wearing jackets in the stands. Can get very cool at night even in the dome.

 

[Word]

Anybody else hear Tim Meadows when this guy speaks?

Ha. Yeah

 

[Gold Vision]

Can we just skip halftime? Zero chance I stay awake for the second half.

 

[FormerFatOL]

WVU's Mathis looks really good. Hard to believe he was a 2nd string RB.

 

[GopherPharmaBiz]

Up 2 scores with the ball coming to us. I’m good with it.

Meh. I get that. But it’s a Bowl game, we’re having fun- let the kids play a bit and reward the D for that int

 

[disco]

Anybody else hear Tim Meadows when this guy speaks?

That's the Ladies Man to you...

 

[Tully55]

WOW!!! My wife just said it's a good time for an INT.. I replied No S**t! Guess I qualify for Dink of the Moment.

 

[Stuff]

Is Dixon wearing a hoodie? In Arizona?

Don't tell Scottie Frost

 

[Nax5]

On the Big Dan TD, WVU had 13 players on defense on the field...

Still couldn't do anything about it

 

[FormerFatOL]

WVU got physically beat up that half. Not they get to get cold for 30 minutes.

Maybe so, but the Gophs are the team with multiple injuries.

 

[LakevilleBro]

WV is bad. I think if these teams played 100 times, we would win 98 of them.

 

[GophersInIowa]

Perfect time to bring some heat again. Keep it coming in the 2nd half.

 

[Replacement Gopher]

Kneeling it out at the half?

 

[GopherWeatherGuy]

Is Dixon wearing a hoodie? In Arizona?

And first half (-3) hits. Would have been a shame to lose that bet.

It is only 50 currently. The desert gets chilly in the winter when it's raining

 

[Tully55]

1st half stats

Total Stats​

Game Stats
First Downs	10	8
Rushing Attempts	17	19
Rushing Yards	29	136
Rushing Avg	1.7	7.2
Receptions	13	6
Receiving Yards	98	82
Receiving Avg	7.5	13.7
Passing Yards	98	82
Pass C-A-I	13-21-1	6-9-0
Plays-Yards	38-127	28-218
Yards/Play	3.34	7.79
Kick Return Yards	1-10	0-0
Punt Return Yards	0-0	0-0
Interception-Yards	0-0	1-0
Fumbles-Yards	0-0	0-0
Fumbles-Lost	1-0	1-1
Penalties	3-15	3-27
Punts	4-40.0	1-47.0
Possession	13:51	16:09
3rd Down Eff	3-9	2-5
4th Down Eff	1-1	0-0

 

[Unregistered User]

Can we just skip halftime? Zero chance I stay awake for the second half.

You sipping 190 proof too?

 

[get off my lawn]

Kneeling it out at the half?

Yeah, I think I'd have taken 1 deep shot, even if they pick it off they have no time outs left....but that's just me, I'm a gambler (Stripes reference)