***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA VS VIRGINIA TECH DUKE'S MAYO BOWL IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

[WindyCityGopher]

Please make it stop. Enough with the mayo and the BBQ and any other condiment

I mean, the game is secondary to these clowns.

 

[IceBoxGopher]

This broadcast is absurd but I'm kinda enjoying it lol

 

[fmlizard]

I miss the Pinstripe Bowl where they just showed a guy on a lawn mower a couple times on that janky ass field

 

[gopherdudepart2]

Roy at RT and Martes to LG

I think this is more likely next season.

 

[Ewert86PC]

Just in case he needs to wretch. Won't hit anyone with the projectile puke.

Or he's going for a world record in distance.....

 

[fmlizard]

This broadcast is absurd but I'm kinda enjoying it lol

there's been at least a half dozen "did they mean to do that?" moments from the producers and camera crew

 

[USAF]

Or he's going for a world record in distance.....

Eh...wind aided.

 

[StudentSectionMenace]

“How was your first experience?”

“Messy, sticky… a little sticky”

What is going on in that booth??

 

[A_Slab_of_Bacon]

 

[howeda7]

Tubby Smith is in the Mayo costume...

 

[Ewert86PC]

Nice to see the cross-promotion with Tide for players spotlights.

 

[stocker08]

This broadcast is absurd but I'm kinda enjoying it lol

Same

 

[DCGopher]

Guesses on the celebrity guest mascot?!

 

[Igor95]

Just run the plays. Don’t worry about clock.

 

[USAF]

Killing clock? In a BOWL GAME?? The GD Duke's Mayo Bowl Game???

Booooooo

 

[Ewert86PC]

I'm changing mine to Miley Cyrus.

 

[fmlizard]

Killing clock? In a BOWL GAME??

Booooooo

PJ gets the extra runny mayo dump for that one

 

[WindyCityGopher]

Killing clock? In a BOWL GAME??

Booooooo

That mayo bath ain’t happening by itself!

 

[Ope3]

Not everyone John

These guys aren't even Tony Rosato.

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

Don’t dig sitting at the line of scrimmage forever before snapping the ball

Young defensive, don’t give them time to figure it out

 

[GopherJack]

Don’t dig sitting at the line of scrimmage forever before snapping the ball

Why didn't they just stay in the huddle longer, or go back and huddle up?

 

[fmlizard]

I can already hear the internal meeting at (Guaranteed) Rate where they said nobody wants mortgages anymore so we have to make a completely unrelated and probably unsuccessful lifestyle app to engage with potential customers until there's a recession again and rates go down.

 

[stocker08]

I'm changing mine to Miley Cyrus.

It's going to be something ridiculous and obnoxious.....like Reba.

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

Why didn't they just stay in the huddle longer, or go back and huddle up?

Exactly

 

[howeda7]

Bad spot.

 

[fmlizard]

Gopher it

 

[GoGophersUMN]

Go for it

 

[howeda7]

It's going to be something ridiculous and obnoxious.....like Reba.

They couldn't afford her. Plus she wouldn't appear on ESPN/Disney these days.

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

Hates looks promising

 

[btowngopher]

They just killed clock to get the wind in their favor.