***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA VS VIRGINIA TECH DUKE'S MAYO BOWL IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

[USAF]

The Duke’s Mayo mascot is going to be Ben’s full-time gig in about 3 months.

3 months?

 

[stocker08]

She’s in hiding after scamming a bunch of people

Hiding out as the Dukes mascot, maybe.

 

[GophersInIowa]

Mike Vick

And then a pack of dogs eats his face

 

[Five Toes]

Koi needs to get better at locating the ball, when the receiver gets past him.

I could be wrong but, when you get all accolades you also get the calls. We have seen that called against us many times.

 

[WayOfTheGopher]

Probably means nothing, but did not like the way they finished that half. They really need to come out and drive down for a TD just to restore order.

 

[Panthadad2]

People in the stands look like they're freezing.

 

[TwistingMyMelon]

Entertaining bowl. Enjoy the announcers experimenting with weird combinations of food and various flavors of Duke' mayo.

 

[Gopherchase]

Good half for the revamped OL.

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

She’s in hiding after scamming a bunch of people

How much did she get you for?

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

Just someone who appreciates good humor recognizing attempts falling short.

Maybe they can learn by failing.

Not everyone John

 

[WayOfTheGopher]

Who does everyone think is the celebrity inside the costume?

Will Levis, the Mayo man himself.

 

[#2Gopher]

Koi needs to get better at locating the ball, when the receiver gets past him.

I think he is doing pretty damn good as a freshman. He'll continue to work on his game.

 

[howeda7]

Will Levis, the Mayo man himself.

Miracle Whip probably paid him to switch teams and endorse Duke's at this point.

 

[howeda7]

What's worse: Endless gross mayo dipped food, or the announcers weirdly obsessing over the Gophers back-up QB and his hot fiance?

 

[USAF]

What's worse: Endless gross mayo dipped food, or the announcers weirdly obsessing over the Gophers back-up QB and his hot fiance?

Yes.

 

[Panthadad2]

Good half for the revamped OL.

Except for more penalties from the center. I hoped he had that crap figured out.

 

[MaxyJR1]

I understand the concept, but you said he was coaches that way.

My point was/is that the best DBs turn to and the find the ball ; playing the ball and not the man.

If you don’t turn and find the ball on Sundays, it’s a flag every time.

His man also got behind him on two straight plays.

Fair points. He’s also a true freshman safety that was likely asked to cover one on one very little.

Hopefully he improves his best.

 

[GopherJake]

These announcers are beneath even the bottom of ESPN’s barrel. They’re not even good enough to call high school games on public access.

Trashing the bowl sponsor’s product repeatedly could be career-limiting.

 

[Stuff]

What's worse: Endless gross mayo dipped food, or the announcers weirdly obsessing over the Gophers back-up QB and his hot fiance?

Obviously mayo is worse than a hot woman. Unless you like men.

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

I think he is doing pretty damn good as a freshman. He'll continue to work on his game.

Didn’t say he wasn’t; just an innocuous comment on an anonymous chat room by a middle aged man

 

[stocker08]

What's worse: Endless gross mayo dipped food, or the announcers weirdly obsessing over the Gophers back-up QB and his hot fiance?

C) being normal and doing neither of those things.

 

[Section 100]

Tim Brewster jumping out of that thing guzzling some tasty Dukes would be electric! ️️️

Hmm, I might have to try Mayo on my Chili.

 

[WindyCityGopher]

3 months?

His buyout will last him that long, but then he needs to find gainful employment that he doesn’t suck at.

 

[GoldenUMNGopher]

I'm glad Simon finally started calling the plays

Simon is the bowl guy

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

Fair points. He’s also a true freshman safety that was likely asked to cover one on one very little.

Hopefully he improves his best.

He’ll figure it out, just a nit picky observation on my end.

 

[USAF]

Obviously mayo is worse than a hot woman. Unless you like men.

How's about mayo ON a hot woman??!?

 

[WindyCityGopher]

Obviously mayo is worse than a hot woman. Unless you like men.

How about mayo ON a hot woman?

 

[Gopher_In_NYC]

Hmm, I might have to try Mayo on my Chili.

That sounds tasty

 

[cemba99]

Trashing the bowl sponsor’s product repeatedly could be career-limiting.

Not to mention literally retching into a trash can after tasting the sponsor's product

 

[Tully55]

Didn’t say he wasn’t; just an innocuous comment on an anonymous chat room by a middle aged man

Too many syllables for me